From: bn981@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ryan Mathews)
Subject: [HUMOR] Top 10 AD Vision slogans

From the home office in Tomobiki-cho, here's the...

TOP TEN NEW SLOGANS FOR AD VISION
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10. "Anime to Watch with Your Pants Around Your Ankles"
 9. "We Put the `Mate' Back in `Animate'!"
 8. "Ooh! Aah! Anime!"
 7. "The `AD' Stands For `Always Drooling'"
 6. "E-chi! E-chi! Su-ke-be! AD Vision Anime!"
 5. "We Put the `O' Back in `Otaku'!"
 4. "Animation to Put Hair on Your Pal^H^H^H Chest"
 3. "Joe Bob Says `Check It Out'!"
 2. "The `AD' Stands For `Anatomical Delights'!"

And the Number One new slogan for AD Vision:
 1. "AD Vision: Because Real Girls Are Messy"


(BTW, I may kid AD Vision, but I own all their tapes save for SOL BIANCA, si
I'm waiting for the LD.)

            ---------- Ryan Mathews
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