On the subject of Anime Parody Filk songs, and the wonderful new 
release of the movie Kimagure Orange Wayne's World, I've taken it 
upon my self to type in the following demented lyrics that came to 
me in a flash of light one night on Graveyard Security Patrol.

Con Amore (The cat food, not the emotion)
Jingoro

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Streamlinean Rapsody
Music by Queen (orignally 'Bohemian Rapsody')
Lyric by Jingoro (who'll probably get shot for this.)

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Are these the real words
Is this just a bad dub
Lost in translation
Not even close to reality

Open your eyes
Look up to the screen and see

I'm just a poor fan
Don't dub my Anime
Because it's easy come, easy go
His too high, hers too low.

Any way the words go, doesn't really matter
to him... to him...

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Macek, just killed a show
Put a dub against the head
Pushed record and now it's dead.
Macek, it had just begun
And now you've gone and thrown it all away.

Macek, o-o-o-o
Didn't mean to make you cry
But I won't be back again to see this movie
Subtitle On, Subtitle On
'cause it realy really matters.

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Too late
The dub is done.
Sent shivers down my spine
Eardrums aching all the time.
Good bye everybody, I've got to go
Got to leave the dub behind and run away.

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Macek, o-o-o-o (any way the dub goes)
I don't wanna lie
I sometimes wish you'd never been born at all.

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I see a little subtitle on the screen
Manga Corp, Renditions, have you seen the Animego?
Thunderbolts and Lightning
Lum sounds very frightning indeeed.

Animego, Manga Corp
Animego, Manga Corp
Animego, Renditions
Magnifico-o-o-o-o

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's Carl Macek, Don't dub my Anime
Spare us this strife from your monstrosities.

Easy come, Easy go, will you let me dub?
Ist vill naught no!  We will not let you dub!
Let him go!
Ist vill naught!  We will not let you go!
Let him dub!
Ist vill naught!  We will not let you dub!
Let me go!  Will not let you go!  Let me dub!  Will not let you dub!
Let me go-o-o-o-o
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Oh Carl Macek Carl Macek
Carl Macek, please don't dub.

Yes Carl Macek has the devil for a voice actor
Poor me... Poor me...

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So you think you can chop up and edit my show?
So you think you can dub it and leave it to die?
Oh, Macek
Take a dub to me Macek?
Just gotta get out!  Just gotta get right out of here!

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O-O-O-O Oh yeah, feel the air.

Subbing really matters.  Anyone can see.
Subbing really matters.
Subbing really matters, to me.

Any way the dub goes...

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Hope you enjoyed that.  Sorry it came out SO negative towards Macek.
NOT!

Jingoro