*Spoogedeformed*
             (Done to the tune of Superdeformed, by Matthew Sweet)

                      There's something I should tell you,
                       before I take your blindfold off.
                         I've been twisted and turned,
                          by stuff for which I yearn,
                              I'm Spoogedeformed,
                             and my blood is gone.

                          You know I'm Spoogedeformed,
             My blood is almost gone but I'm still Spoogedeformed,
                          You know I'm Spoogedeformed,
                      Those nosebleeds shoulda' warned me,
                       I'm Spoogedeformed and I admit it!

                          As soon as I stopped living,
                       They took me off to a secret lab,
                         And worked on me lying there,
                            On that cold metal slab.

                        Well I guess I'm Spoogdeformed,
                             Less man than machine,
                           With tentacles that gleem!
                          You know I'm Spoogedeformed,
                         Can't say you weren't warned,
                       I'm Spoogedeformed and I admit it!

                       Oh don't you love those tentacles?
                      Oh come on you'll enjoy them sweetly.
                      Why don't you love those tentacles?
                           Oh come on, listen to me..

                      There's something I should tell you,
                       before I take your blindfold off.
                         I've been twisted and turned,
                             for what I did yearn,
                              I'm Spoogedeformed,
                             And my blood is gone.

                          You know I'm Spoogedeformed,
                             More machine than man,
                            Scheming my master plan.
                          You know I'm Spoogedeformed,
                         Can't say you weren't warned,
                       I'm Spoogedeformed and I admit it!

                                   ADMIT IT!
                                 YES, ADMIT IT!
                                   ADMIT IT!

                      Well don't you love those tentacles?
                           Oh come on, be a sweetie.
                      Well won't you love those tentacles,
                         When they embrace you sweetly.
                         You will love those tentacles,
                        When they um, kiss you sweetly.
                     Oh why don't you love those tentacles,
                       When they caress you so sweetly...