*** Spoogeman ***
             (Done to the tune of 'Spoonman'  by SoundGarden)

                         Feeling Anime with his hands
                 Steal all the Anime that you can, Spoogeman
                      Hentaifing the world on his own
                    Living at home all alone, Spoogeman

                 Spoogeman,  Comes to get you with his hands
                  Hentaify me, I'm all for your master plan
                                Hentaify my
                        
                         All his friends were Otakus
                 Left him for real lives instead, Spoogeman
                        His new friends are Skeletons
                Don't talk much but sure can dance, Spoogeman

                 Spoogeman,  Comes to get you with his hands
                  Hentaify me, I'm all for your master plan
                                Hentaify my
                        
                 Spoogeman,  Comes to get you with his hands
                  Hentaify me, I'm all for your master plan
                                Hentaify my

                         Feeling Anime with his mind
                Steal all that Anime while you can, Spoogeman