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  Msg#: 4432                                         Date: 05 Jul 94  18:09
  From: Daniel Blair-Johns                           Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: Hentai Theme Song
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Okay I spent my time drafting up a theme song for all us Hentai's out there,
you can sing this to the tune of Beck's Loser.

                        *** The Hentai Theme Song ***
<Intro>

In the time of Robotech I was a Junkie,
Anime in my veins and I thought I was lucky,
With plastic toy mechs, spray painted collectables,
Lots of good stuff with my hard earned money spent.
'Till I heard of Macross, I was completly cool,
Robotech had been massacared by a loser known as Carl Macek,
Then I got pissed and tried to OD,
Feel asleep on the couch, woke up to something obscene,
Someone kept saying I'm insane to complain,
About my Shotgun empty and what was on the TV,
I didn't belive what I did see,
I saw two Anime girls having some fun,
I was so entranced, I was stuck,
Siting there all day eyes on the TV,
Woah, 
It's Cream Lemon...

<Chorus>
What I saw... opened the door...
I'm a Hentai baby, so why don't you kiss me?
What I saw... opened the door...
I'm a Hentai baby, so why don't you kiss me?

Forces of evil called the ratings council,
I would rather have been stuck in a gas chamber,
'Cause the stopped my lovely Anime,
They stopped the shows to make me mad,
They put more rerun shows about some stupid cop guy,
This kinda crap didn't give me nothing,
I took a baseball bat and started to swing,
Hit it against my TV, hanging from the ceiling,
Can't watch if I don't have Anime,
Trade my cash for as much videos I could get,
And my job went to some guy, 
That actually worked,
And didn't watch Anime either.

<Chorus>

I see Anime all through the winter,
Things are going to change, I can feel it!

<Chorus> x2

<Closing>
You know what I mean?

                      *** End of Hentai Theme Song ***

Everybody tell me what they think of the song, I want to know.  And all
Hentai's...  Post it everywhere!  Bwahahahahahahahaha...

Daniel

... UnOfficial Raving Hentai Lunatic - Canadian Division

Loser is (C) 1994 Geffen Records Inc.
Hentai Theme Song is (C) 1994 Daniel Blair-Johns
You have absolute permission to copy the Hentai Theme Song, just give credit
where it's due...


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