From Joshua P-Seames-(Creator of Sukeru Meiwaku)
Nihao! Thought I'd write this with Rumiko in mind. I read one that was 
written by Sean M. Dunstan and that particular one inspired me. Animaniacs is one of my favorite 'American' TV-show next to Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Enjoy, I know I did writing it! You can contact me at the Michigan Anime/Manga Association: 
                                                    M.A.M.A.
                                                    312 N. Maumee
                                                    Tecumseh, MI 49286
or at the Graviton BBS (914) 342-6730 under the name of Joshua Seames! Thanks!

(To the tune of Animaniacs)

It's time for Takahash-iacs!
And it's Hi-jinx to the Max!
So go run and grab some snax, 
as you let your brain collapse,
It's Takahash-iacs!

Come join Rumiko (and all her crazy clan)  
Some bout love, and some about enormous body slams,
Ranma and Akane'll never get along, 
Just like Lum and Ataru, the sparks will keep on!

It's Takahash-iacs! 
All are cute 
and that's a fact!
Mermaids come to attack, 
while Ryouga becomes a snack, 
it's Takahash-iacs!

Meet Maris and Murphy now about to make a scare,
Down at Maison Ikkoku kids are partying everywhere,
Ranma-kun and gang all get confused,
and now poor electrified Ataru can replace the fuse!

It's Takahash-iacs!
She definately got a knack!
It's Takahash-iacs, 
We're Kawaii to the max,
It's Takahashi, 
totally exhausty,
(Ryouga: Now I'm losty!)
Takahash-iacs! 
Those are the cracks!