~From: SDUN4372@URIACC.URI.EDU ("Sean M. Dunstan")
Edited by Christian Gadeken

(I'm sorry, I can't stand lyrics that don't scan.)

ANIME-NIACS


It's time for Anime-niacs,
And we're fanboys to the max.
Just sit back and relax,
And watch some more Gainax.
We're Anime-niacs.

Come down to our convention
And then watch some OVAs.
None of have been outside
For days and days and days.
Lots of nasty bad guys
Try to make the humans slaves;
Fly mobile suits
And then cut loose
While Ryo-oh-ki plays!

We're Anime-niacs!
Lum is cute
And C-ko yaks.
The Tank Police attacks
While Madoka plays the sax;
We're Anime-niacs!

Meet Deslok and Breetai
Who want to rule the universe;
Knight Sabers stick together,
But Saint Seiya needs a nurse.
Kei & Yuri hate their nickname,
Carl Macek gets a curse,
Some are subbed
And some are dubbed
We don't know which is worse!

We're Anime-niacs!
Our bank account contracts!
We're hentai to the max,
Is Belldandy in our slacks?.
We're Anime-ny
Totally insane-y
[Ga-tcha-many]
Anime-niacs!
Those are the facts!