Sailor Moon Vs. The VR Troopers Hi! This is the second installment of the Sailor Moon vs. Saban series. This time, the Sailor Senshi are going after the VR Troopers. Again, this story will be really violent, yet fun. If you hate Saban and know it, then read this story. I advise you to read Sailor Moon vs. The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers first before reading this. This is rated R by me. Contains violence, adult language, and a little nudity. mail me and Matt at:kakizake@aol.com Visit my homepages: http://www.geopages.com/Tokyo/2109/ http://www.geopages.com/Tokyo/2146/ INTRODUCTION & PROLOGUE by: Matt Boyd Aah yes, the Mighty Morphin Power Punks, and their little Zords, too! Nothin' beats a Power Ranger in the morning like a tall glass of Sailor Moon with a shot of lemon and a cherry!! When we last saw those pretty sailor suited soldiers, they had defeated Saban's most evil, and first, satanic hacking creation. THE MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS!! The Senshi were left relatively happy, and so they decided to further battle the injustices and freaky things created by Lucifer AKA Beelzebub AKA Satan AKA The Devil. Ever wonder what would happen if you changed the "B"s in SABAN to a "T"? TRY IT!! Anyway, back to Sailors, they had just whipped the Power Rangers into a creamy dessert topping and were looking for greater hackings to destroy when they came upon a horrid abomination known as... The VR TROOPERS!!! They had decided that these three technicolor punks would be faced with death at the hands of the pretty sailor suited soldiers... These champions of justice, the senshi, know shit when they see it and decide it was about time to put an end to this charade. Have fun! And remember to mail us! ***** Sailor Moon vs. The VR Troopers By Mark Nazal aka Jubei and Matt Boyd aka Commander Matt Bowman. ***** [The Sailor Senshi watch as Sailor Venus buries her friend Artemis in her back yard] Venus: Good-bye forever, Artemis. [she starts crying] Mars: [still injured from the last battle] It'll be OK Minako-chan. Look on the bright side, at least Luna's still alive! Venus: [gives Rei a cold look] Is that all you can say? How heartless! [Venus runs into her house with tears flowing out of her eyes] Mercury: I guess now's not a good time to tell her about our trip to California. Moon: What trip??? Rei, what's she talking about? Huh? Huh? Come on! Tell me! Why am I always the last one to know? Mars: [disgusted] Ami won an essay contest and the prize was a trip to the United States along with 4 of her friends(HOW CONVENIENT!!). We leave in a month. Moon: REALLY? Wow! Ami, that's great! Mercury: [blush] Heh he. Thanks. Jupiter: Enough of that, we have to go in and see if Minako is still OK. Senshi: Right! [they all run into the house] ***** [one month later in California, the five girls are walking down a street near Tao's DOJO] Rei: [yawn] I'm bored. I wish there was something fun we could do like fight Kunzite and Zoicite again. Makoto: Yeah, I could really use the exercise. Minako: No kidding! Makoto: HEY!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! Minako: [giggling] Tee hee. Oh, OK, I'm sorry Mako-chan. Ami: [giggling] I'm glad that Minako-chan is back to normal again! Rei: Yeah, I can't say much for Usagi though! Hahaha! [Everyone starts laughing except for Usagi] Usagi: And what's that supposed to mean? Rei: Oh... nothing, except for that fact that you're abnormal! HAHAHA! Usagi: Ooooh!! Why you! [Rei and Usagi start bickering loudly. Out of Tao's Dojo comes a mysterious girl wearing a karate uniform] Kaitlin: COULD YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN!! WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE PRACTICE IN HERE!! Rei: Aaw, quite your whinin'! Usagi: Yeah, stay out of this! [Rei and Usagi continue bickering. Makoto, Minako, Ami, and Luna try to break the two apart] Luna: Will you two stop already! Kaitlin: Hey, J.B.! Could you help me out? those loud punks are giving me guff!! J.B.: YEAH!! One second [pulls pants up, zips them and walks outside] What seems to be the problem here? Kaitlin: [surprised] Are you blind AND deaf? These girls are disturbing our practice! J.B.: Hmm. This sounds serious. I better call Ryan, Tao, and Jeb out here now! [runs back inside the dojo] [A bolt of lighting hits the ground close to Kaitlin] Kaitlin: [jumps] Woah! Were did that come from? [The girls stop arguing.] Rei: What's going on? [Suddenly, five evil putties appear and start terrorizing citizens] Kaitlin: Holy cow! RYAN! J.B.! Get the hell out here NOW!!!! Ryan: [rushing out of the dojo] Kaitlin, what's wrong? [J.B., Tao, and Jeb soon appear out of the door way] Kaitlin: There are five putties attacking people! We better... uh, you know. Ryan: Right! Tao, go call the police, we'll take care of these guys! Tao: OK, but be careful! [He leaves] Ryan: TROOPER TRANS... What the? [He hears some yelling in his vicinity] Usagi: Moon Cosmic Power, Make up! Ami: Mercury Star Power, Make up! Rei: Mars Star Power, Make up! Makoto: Jupiter Star Power, Make up! Minako: Venus Star Power, Make up! Luna: Luna Star Power, Make up! Girls: [All five girls look at Luna] Luna WHAT? Luna: [a big sweat drop appears on her forehead] Heh he. Sorry. I got carried away! [The five girls transform and soon become...] Kaitlin: The Sailor Senshi! So those five girls are the famous Sailor Senshi, eh. They're going to pay for what they did to my friend! J.B.: You know them? Kaitlin: Oh do I! Those bitches killed Rocky*! The greatest guy that I've ever known! (side note:* Rocky is the Red Ranger, For you lazy bastards who didn't read the first part of the fanfic series) J.B.: What, and you are mad that they killed him? Kaitlin: [Angry] I'm gonna' get them! Ryan: Whatever. Let's transform now! TROOPER TRANSFORM! Troopers: WE ARE VR!! [Out of the blue, everyone, including the putties, is now on a dusty, mountainous terrain filled with rocks and dead enemies. The trio transform into...] Luna: The VR Troopers! Moon: Who are the VR Troopers? And how the heck did we get here? Luna: They work for the same Bastards who employed the Power Rangers... Saban!! Mars: SABAN? I've heard of them. They're supposed to be bigger than Genom! Jupiter: Who cares? Let's trash 'em! Mercury: What's the deal with the dead guys? Ryan: We always come to this place when we fight. We never have time to clean up after ourselves. Soon, you'll be joining all our dead enemies! HAHAHA! Moon: WAIT! [everything stops. The Sailor Senshi, the VR Troopers, and the putties all watch Sailor Moon] Moon: I have to say my speech first. Mars: Oh boy! Here we go! Moon: [Cool fanfare in the background] I am the pretty sailor-suited soldier, Sailor Moon! On behalf of the Moon! Senshi: And on behalf of our respective planets! Moon: We will punish you! [The Sailor Senshi strike a pose] Ryan: Will you knock it off! We have putties to kill! J.B.: Wait a minute. Aren't putties supposed to fight the Power Rangers? Kaitlin: You fool! Remember? The Power Rangers were killed by those Sailor brats! Mars: [very angry] HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE TO STOP CALLING US BRATS???? FIRE SSSSSOOOOOUUUUULLLLLL!!!!!! [The fireball immediately incinerates the five putties] Moon: Woah! Pretty cool trick Sailor Mars! Mars: Thanks! Kaitlin: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!?? Jeb: I think it was a fireball... Luna: OH MY!! Another talking domesticated animal!! I thought no-one would replace Artemis!! [Luna and Jeb begin to have a long conversation about what it's like being a sidekick to humans who wear odd costumes, and eventually walk off into the sunset] Kaitlin: Hey!! What the hell is your mangy furball doing with Jeb? Moon: W-What did you just call luna? Kaitlin: You heard me!! She's a mangy furball!! And what's the deal with those tacky costumes? Where did you get those things? Venus: RRRRRRRRrrrrr.... FIRST OF ALL, LUNA IS A GENIUS, SECOND OF ALL, YOUR DOG IS STUPID AND SMELLS. THIRD OF ALL, OUR COSTUMES... TACKY? SAILOR SENSHI... SANJOU!! Mars: [making a funny look at Venus] WHAT!!?? Venus: It's from some anime I saw, I've always wanted to say it!! J.B.: I serve no purpose but to make Saban's show seem politically correct!! I have no character and am just here to occupy a void!! LETS GET 'EM!! TROOPERS: RIGHT!! MOON: On behalf of the Moon... Jupiter: Didn't we already do this part? Moon: Yeah, but new bad guy new speech, right? Jupiter: I don't know... [During this moment of indecision, the troopers attack] Kaitlin: EAT FOOT!! [Delivers a crushing roundhouse to Moon's mouth] Moon: Gouffmrphlld... OWW!!! Grrrrrr... WHO DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU ARE?? Troopers: WE ARE VR!! WE ARE VR!! Mars: SHUT THE HELL UP!! Dammit! Why do you keep singing that stupid annoying music all the time? [The senshi regroup and concentrate on their opponents] Mars: You sound like broken records... PREPARE TO DIE, BAKA!! Ryan: Hey!! HOLD ON!! Can't we all just get along? Listen, on Saturday night I'm not doing anything, and you know... Kaitlin: Oh my God! You are NOT doing this! It's all just a bad dream!! Oh my God!! You are about to ask the murderous bitches, the Sailor Senshi, out on a date??! Mars: Burning Mand... Ryan: I didn't want to have to kill you, but hero first, sex life later! Mars: DON'T INTERRUPT!! Kaitlin: What do you mean, "Sex life later?", what do you call what we had? Ryan: Let's not get into this now! J.B.: If I didn't have more than 5 lines, the NAACP would be all over Saban's ass. So LETS GET 'EM!! BIG PLASTIC MECHA COMMAND!! [A super-fake mecha plane thing appears on the horizon] TROOPERS: RIGHT!! Mars: all right guys, lets go! I'll take pretty boy, and you guys take your pick!! Venus: Sailor Moon!! You're with me!! Moon: Let's take the Bitch who insulted Luna!! Jupiter: We'll take the worthless token!! Mercury: Yeah, you take J.B. and I'll try to blow up his big mecha thing!! [Mercury turns around just in time to see J.B.'s big mecha open fire upon her. The barrage of lasers graze Mercury's shoulder as she dodges to the side] Mercury: ARGH! all right, this thing's goin' down!! SHINING... AQUA... ILLUSION!!!! [The powerful blast crashes into the mecha, which promptly freezes and crashes to the ground, shattering upon impact] Mercury: YA TA!! YA TA ZE!!! ***** Mars: I'm gonna burn you to ashes, and then I'll burn the ashes!! Ryan: I don't need to take that from a girl, albeit wondrous and beautiful, but nonetheless, a girl!! [Ryan kicks Sailor Mars in her chest. The wound from Sailor Mars' previous battle made the blow worse] Mars: [Falls back] Oww! Errrr! [Sailor Mars does a two-hit backfist combo on Ryan's helmet. Her rage busts Ryan's helmet and cracks it into two pieces] Ryan: Hey! It's one thing to hurt someone! But to destroy their helmets? Thatıs inhuman!! [Ryan does a Killer Instinct style 17-hit combo all over Sailor Mars' body] Mars: Enough! [Mars grabs Ryan's arm and throws him into the cliff] I call that a major Combo-Breaker! Ryan: [emerging from the hole he made in the cliff] I call it a major head-ache! Mars: FIRE SOUL BIRD!!!! [Sailor Mars throws her ofuda at Ryan and burns it with a fireball. The ofuda turns into a Firebird from hell] Ryan: What the...? I better get out of here! [he starts running] [The Firebird catches up with Ryan and knocks him into the side of a cliff] Ryan: That was NOT cool! Lightning fist COMMAND!!! [Ryan punches Sailor Mars In the face and sends her flying] Mars: [knocked into the side of anther cliff] ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! [she falls onto the hard ground] Oooh! You do realize that I hate you! Ryan: Ahh, but the problem is, I don't hate you. In fact, I find you quite attractive! Mars: Your Labedo will lead to your downfall, Hentai!! Ryan: I've got a 100% natural gun, No mecha on this baby!! [Ryan removes his mecha-Jock strap, and whips out his gun] Mars: I'm not impressed!! Ryan: It's not the size of the gun that counts, it's how you use it. Mars: You'll never be using it again, my friend!! FIRE... SSSOOOOUUULLLL!!!!! [Mars' fireball totally incinerates Ryan's flesh gun, and he screams out in pain] Ryan: YYYYAAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!! AAAAAUUUGGGGHHH!!! Mars: Itereshai... HENTAI!!! ***** Jupiter: Your little airplane was no match for us, What makes you think that you will be? J.B.: Hey, I know karate!! Jupiter: But do you have any neat powers?? I've got a pressure cooker thatıs pretty cool. J.B.: What do you think a pressure cooker will do to the VR Troopers? Jupiter: Wanna find out? J.B.: Uh, yeah, whatever... Just don't turn me into spaghetti!! HAH HA Ha ha!! Jupiter: You asked for it... SPARKLING WIDE PRESSURE!!!!! [A concentrated ball of electric death goes screaming towards J.B.] J.B.: [Still laughing from before] HAH HAH HAH!! What the? [SLAM!!!] OOOUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!! You little bitch! That hurt! [His helmet melts away and exposes half of his face] Jupiter: Now is THAT any way to talk to a lady? J.B.: Damn right it is! Eat this! LASER LANCE COMMAND!!! [J.B.'s bo extends and smashes Sailor Jupiter into the ground] Jupiter: [back flips from the ground] Enough of this! SUPREME THUNDER!!!! [The blast hits J.B. and sends him on his butt] Jupiter: Say your prayers because you are already dead! SPARKLING WIDE PRESSURE!!!! [The lightning ball strikes J.B. and lights him up like a Christmas tree (Merry Christmas Everyone!)] J.B.: HELP!!! I'm dying! Jupiter: You're asking for help? Pathetic! Just for being pathetic, here's another gift for 'ya! SUPREME THUNDER!!!! [J.B. stares as the blast makes impact] J.B.: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! [The blast was so strong that his right arm and leg evaporate into thin air. His head is quickly separated from his body] Jupiter: [dusting her hands] Well, that takes care of that annoyance. Uh-oh! I better help Usagi and Minako! [starts running towards the other battle already in progress] ***** Venus: Face me!! Crescent BEAM!!! Kaitlin: FIRST YOU KILL ROCKY!! [dodges Venus' attack] THEN YOUR CAT TAKES JEB!! AND NOW YOU KILL ALL MY FRIENDS!! YOU'RE DEAD!!! Moon: Uh, you got that wrong. Don't you mean that YOU'RE dead? Kaitlin: [shakes her head] Nope. When I say that you're dead, I mean that Iım gonna kill you. If you were dead, I wouldn't be talking to you, 'cause... [Kaitlin splits into two. Now there are two more VR Troopers to contend with] Venus: Oh man! [points to Kaitlin1] I got that one! Crescent BEAM!!! Kaitlin1: [dodges attack] You're too slow! [she whips out a gun and shoots Venus in the leg] Kaitlin2: [to Sailor Moon] You've caused Saban enough trouble! [She jumps behind Sailor Moon and starts pulling her hair in different directions] Moon: Oww! Cut it out! Stop it! WWAAHHH!! [Suddenly, a rose flies by Kaitlin2's face and sticks itself into the ground] Kaitlin1: Where did that come from? Moon: [staring at the top of the cliff] Mamo-chan!! Thank God you're here! Tuxedo Kamen: Shh! Darnit Sailor Moon! When there are people around, don't call me that, and when I'm dressed like this I'M.... TUXEDO KAMEN! [strikes a pose] Venus: [relieved] Yay! Tuxedo Kamen is here to kick your ass, girly! Kailtin1: [slaps Venus in the face] Shut up! I'll kill your friend right now! Ryan! J.B.! Rocky! I'll avenge all of you! [Kaitlin1 and Kaitlin2 join back together] Venus: [with tears in her eyes] DON'T YOU *EVER* SLAP ME AGAIN!! VENUS LOVE ME CHAIN!!! [The chain of hearts surrounds Kaitlin and strangles her] Kaitlin: [choking] Let go! Please! Venus: Don't even try to ask for mercy! I've learned my lesson the first time! All it did me was give me this scar on my lip! [pulls chain harder] ERRRR!! [Suddenly, a pink arrow comes out of nowhere and cuts the chain] Moon: Where did that come from? Tuxedo: Over there! [He points in the distance] Venus: Oh no! Not them again! I thought we got rid of you spandex freaks!! Tommy: What are you talking about? We've never seen you girls before! But since you're fighting our friends the VR Troopers, I think that we should fight as well! Let's go Power Rangers! Rangers: Right! [The Power Rangers strike a pose] [Sailors Mars, Mercury and Jupiter arrive at the scene] Mars: Hey! What's the Red Ranger doing alive? Kaitlin: ROCKY! Thank God you're still alive! Rocky: What are you talking about? We were never dead! Kaitlin: But... But Zordon told me that the Sailor Senshi killed you guys! Billy: Oh! HA-HA! Let me explain this to everyone. Aiesha: You mean, you were in on this, whatever it is, too? Billy: Yeah! You see, Zordon knew about Lord Zed's fake Power Rangers. He told me to keep it a secret from you guys. He sent us to fight some of those aliens on Mars so that we wouldn't know about the fakes. Kimberly: What's the point of us not knowing? Billy: Zordon also knew about the Sailor Senshi. He prophesied that the Sailor Senshi would take care of the fake Power Rangers, which they did, and that we didn't need to worry about fighting them since we had more important matters to attend to, plus because of the fact that those fake Power Rangers are really strong. We wouldn't have stood a chance against them. Kaitlin: And Zordon didn't want the VR Troopers to know either? Billy: That's right! You're smarter than I thought, Kaitlin! Kaitlin: Thanks! [blush] tee hee... [A fireball smashes into the Billy and incinerates him] Kimberly: No! Billy! [Billy's body burns to ashes] Moon: Nice shooting Sailor Mars! Mars: [Blows on her finger] Thanks! Aiesha: WHY? Why did you kill him? Venus: Well, why did you guys continue to talk amongst yourselves in the middle of a battlefield? This is a place of war! I couldn't care less about what you were talking about. [aside] because I didn't hear any of it. [out loud] And now, this time, You guys will stay dead! Crescent BEAM!!! [The Power Rangers and Kaitlin jump away from her attack] Tommy: Let's get them! [brandishes his sword and charges at the Sailor Senshi] Moon: We are not splitting up this time! They'll die as a team! Moon Tiara ACTION! [Sailor Moon's tiara hits the Black Ranger and splits him in half] Kimberly: No! You've had enough killing! It's our turn to kill! [shoots a barrage of arrows at the Sailor Senshi] Jupiter: [Jumps to the left] Nice try! SUPREME THUNDER!!! Mars: [Jumps to the right] Try this! FIRE SOUL!!!! Mercury: [dodges all of the arrows] Now it's my turn! SHABON SPRAY!!! Venus: [Jumps straight up] I'll teach you to try to shoot people! CRESCENT BEAM!!!! Moon: [Lies on the ground screaming as the arrows fly over her head] NO! I don't want to die!! Huh? [notices that the arrows are gone] Oh. [whips out her scepter from regions undisclosed] MOON PRINCESS HALATION!!!! [The combined blast hit The Pink Ranger and Kaitlin. Both explode] Kimberly: AAAAAHHH! [All her limbs are violently torn from her body. Her remains lie on the ground] Kaitlin: AAAHH!! Ryan! J.B.! I'm sorry! MY VENGEANCE MUST... [her body is completely mutilated, frozen here and burned there, torn up and chewed like one of Jeb's old toys] Aeisha: KIMBERLY!!! KAITLIN!!!! Don't leave me!!! Venus: SHUT UP! I've experienced more death than you have! So quit your whining and prepare to die! VENUS LOVE ME CHAIN!!!! [The chain binds the Yellow Ranger. She cannot move at all] Rocky: No! Tommy! We have to help her! Tommy: Right! Let's go! [another rose lands in front of the two Power Rangers] Tuxedo: [aside] Finally, I get some action!! [aloud] You're not going to help anybody. I know what you did to Artemis, and I won't let it happen again! Tommy: Who's Artemis? We didn't kill anyone by that name! Tuxedo: Enough lies! This'll take care of you! [Tuxedo Kamen throws a rose at Rocky] Tommy: Rocky! Look out! Rocky: Huh? [The rose penetrates the Red Ranger's chest. It goes all the way through his body and into the ground, leaving a trail of blood and intestines behind it.] Tommy: ROCKY!!!! [he starts to cry like a little girl] Rocky: Good-bye...<*Uhn*>... White... Ranger... [Blood gushes from the entry and the exit hole that the rose made in his body. The Red Ranger falls to the ground, lifeless] Tuxedo: Are you next, White Ranger? Tommy: [contemplating] If I stay, I'll surely die! [Out loud] ALAS, DESPITE HOW THIS MAY APPEAR TO YOU, YOU HAVEN'T WON!! YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT SABAN!! I'M OUT OF HERE! Zordon! Get me the hell out of here! [The White Ranger teleports out] Tuxedo: He'll be back. And this time, he'll be dead. [Tuxedo Kamen runs back to the battlefield where the Yellow Ranger's fate is about to be decided] ***** Aeisha: LET ME GO NOW!! PLEASE!!! Venus: It's your call Sailor Moon! What should we do to her? [pulls the chain harder] Moon: You know, I don't think that Ami had enough fun today. What do you say Ami- chan? Mercury: What? You want me to kill her? [The other Senshi look at Sailor Mercury and nod their heads] Mars: Quit being a virgin Ami! Go ahead! Moon: Well, what do you know about being a virgin Rei? Looks to me like you've been busy these past months. HAHAHA! Mars: What? I haven't done it yet! Moon: Why am I not surprised? HAHAHAHA!!!! [Everyone except Rei and the Yellow Ranger are laughing hard] Jupiter: HAHA! That's two insults she got in! Well, Mars? It's your turn! Mars: Forget it. Ami! If you don't kill that Yellow Ranger right now, then I'll just have to kill Usagi! [Everyone stops laughing] Mars: [smirk] That's better. Mercury: All right, All right! SHINING AQUA ILLUSION!!!! [The blast of water strikes the Yellow Ranger and encases her in ice] Jupiter: Uh, should we leave her like that? Mercury: I'm not done yet. SHABON SPRAY!!! [The bubbles smash into the giant ice cube and blows it apart. The Yellow Ranger's body also gets blown apart into tiny cubicles of red and yellow... The only chunk of stuff remaining that hasn't been destroyed is a dingy yellow helmet] Moon: Nice Fatality Mercury! Mercury: Thanks! I've always wanted to do that! Tuxedo: Good work Senshi! I'm proud of all of you! [A quick pan of the battlefield reveals the number of dead mecha enemies increased by 5 rangers, 3 troopers, one large, crappy mecha-plane and a partridge in a pear tree.(Ignoring the blood, Happy Holidays) Suddenly, the battlefield disappears and the five are back in front of Tao's Dojo as normal people. Chiba Mamoru is with them now] Rei: Ahh. It's good to be back! [Over the horizon, the silhouette of an old friend, an ugly mutt, and a litter of yapping things with crescent moons on their foreheads appear] Luna: I'm baaack!! Jeb: Yeah honey, why don't you introduce me to your friends... Luna: Stop calling me HONEY!! What we had was a one time thing!! What is your problem!?! Is your skull that thick, so thick that you can't understand this simple message: "I DON'T..WANT.. TO BE.. AROUND YOU!!!!! YOU CAN TAKE.. THOSE UGLY.. NASTY.. SMELLY.. HALF-CATS AND.. STUFF.. THEM.. WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!!! NOW GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jeb: I think she's tryin' to tell us somethin, kids... Let's go now, I know when we're not wanted... Luna: [aside] THANK GOD!! [Aloud] I'll miss you, or whatever. Makoto: Luna!! You're back!! It's nice to have you with us again, and it's also nice to see that you've come to your senses about that mangy dog. Chiba: Well, it looks like we've tied up all the loose ends... Usagi: Except one... Mamo-chan, how did you get to the battlefield when we were in California? Mamoru: I Didn't!! The battlefield is in Japan! Saban was too cheap to bring the field here to the US. Ami: Oh. That makes sense. But how are you going to get back to Japan? Mamoru: I'll fly! Girls: You'll what? Mamoru: I'll fly! In a plane that is! HAHA! [everyone laughs] PROLOGUE Aah yes, the Mighty Morphin Power Punks, and their little pals the V. R. Troopers, too! Nothin' beats a Power Ranger or some dumb ass Trooper like a shot glass of Sailor Moon with a spot of Vodka and a maraschino cherry!! Fin. ***** And now, a message from the Fanfic Senshi. Sailor Jubei Says: Don't mess with Sailor Mars because she RULES!!!! Sailor Bowman Says: My baloney has a first name, it's N-E-N-E... And she's the best! Well, we hope that you enjoyed this story. Watch for our next fanfic, The final battle between The Sailor Senshi and Saban. Yeah, yeah, Masked Rider will be there too. See you later! And remember to mail us! Fin. And remember, If you think its good, what good does that do us? MAIL US!!! Email Us at:kakizake@aol.com