This story is about the Sailor Senshi vs. The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Thatıs right, thereıll be a lot of fighting going on. Some of this stuff is pretty graphic, so proceed at your own risk. Iım in a violent mood today. I planned this to be a funny story, but I decided to take the serious approach too. If you love Sailor Moon and hate the Power Rangers, then you must read this! This is rated R by me. Contains violence and adult language. Yeah, you hentai wish that this had adult situations too^_^. Mail me at: kakizake@aol.com Visit my homepage at: http://www.geopages.com/Tokyo/2109/ ***** ³Sailor Moon vs. The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers² by: Mark Nazal (aka Jubei) ***** [Four ordinary girls, along with their two faithful friends, Luna and Artemis, are walking down the streets of Tokyo.] Usagi: Oh what a day! I just want to get home and eat! Rei: Youıre always hungry! I wonıt be surprised at all if you canıt fit into your costume. Usagi: Wahhh! Why do you have to be so mean! Wahhh! [Tears flow like a faucet from Usagi-chanıs eyes.] Minako: Rei! Apologize right now! Rei: Oh all right! [To Usagi] Iım sorry Usagi. I didnıt mean it. [A scream is heard in the distance] Luna: Hey, that sounds like Naru! We better check it out! All: Right! ***** [The group runs towards the screams. They stop dead in their tracks to find...] Usagi: Oh my God! Who are those people? What are they doing to Naru? Why are they dressed so weird? [One of the figures who is dressed in red turns around and notices the four girls watching them.] Red Ranger: Hey! Whoıs there? White Ranger: [To Naru] All right! I know that you work for Lord Zed. You better confess! Naru: I donıt work for anyone by that name! Leave me alone! Let go! Usagi: No one messes with my friends. Moon Star Power, Make up! Ami: Yeah, and any friend of Usagiıs is a friend of mine! Mercury Star Power, Make up! Rei: That goes double for me! Mars Star Power, Make up! Makoto: I donıt care, I just want to bash some heads! Jupiter Star Power, Make up! Minako: Iıll fight in the name of love! Venus Star Power, make up! [The Rangers watch in awe as the four teenagers transform into the Sailor Senshi. All the Power Rangersı costumes, except for the Pink Rangerıs, stretch out an inch.] Pink: Huh? Itıs the Sailor Senshi! Oh my God! Moon: For love and justice, I am the pretty sailor-suited soldier Sailor Moon! In the name of the moon... [All the Sailor Senshi strike a pose] Mercury: In the name of Mercury! Mars: In the name of Mars! Jupiter: In the name of Jupiter! Venus: Yeah! Me too! Senshi: We will punish you! Pink: [Notices the other Rangersı ³weird² behavior] Hey, you guys better calm down right now! We have to take these kids on and then we must force that girl [points at Naru] to tell us where Lord Zedıs base is at. Red: [Shakes his head quickly] Uh, right! Letıs teach those brats a lesson! Yellow: Right! Letıs go! [The Power Rangers strike a pose. Naru laughs suddenly.] Moon: Naru! Whatıs so funny? Naru: [still laughing] heh he, just look at you guys! Man, whoıs gonnaı believe me when I tell everyone that I saw a bunch of costumed freaks posing in the middle of Tokyo!! [Big sweat drops form on both the Sailor Senshiıs and the Power Rangersı heads] Black: [To Naru] You better shut up! After I teach those brats a lesson; Iıll spank a confession out of you next! Mars: You jerk! Quit calling us brats! FIRE.....SSSSOOOOUUUULLLL!!!!! [A big fireball is launched from Sailor Marsı fingers. The Rangers jump quickly to avoid the attack.] Blue: What was that??? Venus: [Venus points at the Black Ranger] Crescent BEAM!!! [A beam of light is emitted from Venusı finger] Mercury: [Sailor Mercury makes a ball of bubbles] Shabon Spray! [she spins around and launches the ball at The Blue Ranger] Moon: [Sailor Moon removes her tiara] Moon Tiara action! [she throws it at The Pink Ranger] Jupiter: [An antenna appears above Sailor Jupiterıs tiara] Supreme THUNDER! [lightning crashes into Sailor Jupiter and she throws it at the Yellow Ranger] Mars: [Sailor Mars puts her hands together] FIRE SOUL! [a fireball flies through the air aimed at the Red Ranger] [The combined attack misses their targets and it smashes into the ground. The power was so great that the Power Rangers fall hard on their rears. They quickly get up and dust themselves off.] White: Woah! I guess weıll have to use our weapons too! [He whips out a sword] [The other Rangers brandish their weapons] Red: All right! Come on! [he readies his sword] Jupiter: [laughing] Hah ha ha! You big freak! Sparkling Wide Pressure!!! [Sailor Jupiter throws a ball of lightning at the Red Ranger. The Red Ranger bats the energy ball back at Sailor Jupiter. Sailor Jupiter jumps back and avoids the energy ball] Jupiter: Damn you! White: [to other Rangers] Hey guys! I have an idea! Letıs split up and take those girls on! Theyıre too strong when they are together! Rangers: OK! White: Hey Sailor Moon! Come and get me! [he runs into an alley] Moon: Grrr, Iım too tired for all this running around. [she starts after the White Ranger] [The Yellow and Pink Rangers run into the AIC building with Naru as a hostage] Red: Sailor Mars is a big wimp!! Mars: Iıll get you for that! [she chases him into an open field] Blue: Hey Mercury! You know what? I got a 100% on that Calculus test! Ha ha! I beat you! Mercury: [Enraged] You what? SHINING AQUA ILLUSION!!!!! [The Blue Ranger is engulfed by the water, he falls to the ground, unconscience and lifeless] Venus: Tee hee. I guess no one told him about Amiıs temper. [starts laughing louder] [The Black Ranger appears behind a hysterical Minako-chan, he taps her on the shoulder, and...] Venus: [stops laughing] What? Canıt you see that Iım... [The Black Ranger delivers a big roundhouse kick which lands on Sailor Venusı face, she falls face first into the ground, a drop of blood falls from her lips] Venus: [slowly getting up] Why you! Black: Come and get me babe! [he runs quickly to the left] Venus: You wont get away from me! VENUS LOVE ME CHAIN!!!! [a gigantic chain of hearts forms around Sailor Venus, she points her arm out and the chain is launched at the Black Ranger.] Black: [the chain wraps around his neck] UURRK!! [He falls to the ground] Venus: [whips out a compact] You, you damaged my face! ERRR! [ Venus pulls on the chain hard] Black: [coughing] Iım [cough]... Iım sorry! Venus: Huh? You are? [she loosens the chain a little, but she still grips the chain hard] Black: Ha! Fooled 'ya! [The Black Ranger pulls on the chain and sends Sailor Venus flying towards him. He jumps forward] Venus: [screams] AAAHHH! [The Black Ranger meets Sailor Venus in the air and kicks her in the stomach. More blood flies out of Venusı mouth. Venus falls to the ground while the Black Ranger lands gracefully on his feet] Black: [turns around] Heh, you think that you can beat me, eh? Boy, were you wrong! Hahaha! [Suddenly, a flash of lightning fills the sky. The Black Ranger is startled by this and is startled again by the scream in the distance] Jupiter: SPARKLING WIDE PRESSURE!!!! [The energy ball hits The Black Ranger, he stumbles back] Black: OW! That was rough! Iıve had it with this. [looks to the sky] I need Mastodon.... [Sailor Venus jumps on The Black Rangerıs back, she puts her finger on his head] Black: Hey, let go! I didnıt mean to hurt you. Honest! Venus: Youıre too late! CRESCENT BBBBEEEEAAAAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! [a flash of light fills the Black Rangerıs head. His helmet suddenly explodes. Chunks of his brain fall to the ground. Venus releases the now deceased Power Ranger] Jupiter: EWW! Damn it Minako! Did you have to kill him? Venus: [slowly turns her head towards Sailor Jupiter] I... I... I didnıt mean to! I just thought that the Crescent Beam would knock him unconscience, not kill him! Jupiter: Whatever! [Notices Sailor Mercury run into a building] Whereıs she going? Iım going in after her. You help the others. Venus: OK! [runs towards an alley, Artemis and Luna follow close behind] ***** [in another part of the city...] Mars: Iım gonna get you! [she misses the Red Ranger with her roundhouse] Red: Ha! Your martial arts skills leave a lot to be desired! [he back flips and lands 20 feet away from an infuriated Sailor Mars] Mars: Dammit! Why canıt I hit him? Red: 'cuz you suck! Ha ha ha! Mars: You Jerk! [she jumps at The Red Ranger and punches his face] Red: [stumbling] ERRR! You BITCH!!! [He kicks Sailor Mars in the stomach, then he put his hands together and bashes Sailor Marsı back three times before she finally jumps away from the Red Rangerıs attack] Mars: OW! WHY YOU! [she gives The Red Ranger a Mortal Kombat style uppercut. He is launched 30 feet into the air. She jumps in the air to meet the Red Ranger and delivers a spin kick to his face] Red: [plummets to the ground, he quickly gets up] Youıre pretty tough, but I still got some tricks up my sleeve! [he pulls out his sword and runs at Sailor Mars] Mars: Dammit! [she dodges the strike from the Red Ranger and back flips 10 feet away] Red: [charging at Sailor Mars] Youıre in for it now! [he slashes at Sailor Mars twice. Both strikes from his blade gives Sailor Mars a cut in her breast and her stomach] Mars: [clutching her bleeding stomach] OW! Damn! That hurts you bastard! How would you like it if someone started slashing you with a sword? [Sailor Mars jumps at the Red Ranger and snatches his sword.] Red: [surprised] What the? [She slashes the Red Ranger in his chest, arms, and legs. The Red Ranger reels back in agony as Sailor Mars continues to slash him.] Red: Give me that! [he grabs his sword back from Sailor Mars] Mars: Uh-oh! I better get out of here! She jumps backwards 30 feet away from the Red Rangerıs reach and starts to run away. She stops suddenly and realizes that she can finish this fight. Sailor Mars turns around and looks at the Red Ranger] Red: What is it now? Havenıt you hurt me enough already? Just go away! URK! [clutches his arm in pain] Mars: Iım gonna finish this now! BURNING MANDALA! Red: Oh my God! What is she doing? [ a stream of fire surrounds Sailor Mars.] Red: Iıve never seen anything like this! [he readies his sword] Mars: Say good-bye, creep! [she launches a hundred fire rings at the Red Ranger] Red: Itıs not time for me to die yet! [he jumps forward and cuts through the fire rings with his sword] Mars: WHAT? I better do something quick! FIRE SOUL! [The Red Ranger cuts through the Fire Rings] Red: Whew! Glad thatıs... WHAT THE? [the fire ball engulfs the Red Ranger. He screams loudly as his helmet melts off and exposes his melting face] Red: Oh no!! AAAHHHH! [his jaw falls off. The rest of his body burns away.] Mars: Sayonara baka! [she bows] ***** [in an alley...] Moon: OWWW! Hey, that hurt! White: It was supposed to hurt, you dope! [He charges at her] [Sailor Moon screams and dodges the White Rangerıs attack] Moon: Iım gonna finish this now! [she whips out a big scepter] MOON SPIRAL HEART ATTACK!!! [A gigantic heart appears and is launched at the White Ranger] White: [Jumps straight up in the air] Man, thatıs the biggest heart that Iıve seen in my life! Moon: Ooooh! Why didnıt he just stand still like everyone else did in the past??? [The White Ranger lands on a building] White: I better think of something fast! [Suddenly...] Venus: CRESCENT BEAM! [The beam grazes the White Rangerıs shoulder] White: Oww! Hey! Who did that? [He drops to one knee] Venus: Sailor Moon! Are you OK? Moon: Yeah, Iım just peachy. [notices the Pink Ranger jump behind Sailor Venus] VENUS! LOOK OUT! Venus: Huh? [turns around] Pink: Iıll kill you for what you did to The Black Ranger! [starts shooting arrows at Sailor Venus] [Sailor Venus jumps and avoids the Pink Rangerıs attacks. She lands on the roof of another building.] Venus: Why is everyone sneaking up on me? Why canıt they just fight me face to face? Pink: SHUT UP! IıM GONNAı KILL YOU! [she jumps at Sailor Venus] Artemis: Iıll stop her! [he jumps at the angry Pink Ranger] Luna: Artemis! Donıt! Youıll get killed! [Artemis jumps onto the Pink Ranger and starts scratching her arms] Pink: Cut it out, you furball! [she swings her bow and hits Artemis off her arm. Artemis lands on his feet] Artemis: Iım not through yet! [he jumps at the Pink Ranger] Pink: Oh, I think that you are through! [she shoots an arrow at Artemis. The arrow penetrates his little body. Blood spews from his mouth and sides] Luna, Moon, Venus: ARTEMIS!! [Artemis crashes into the ground. A pool of blood forms around the corpse] Venus: [jumps from the building and lands next to her dead friend] Artemis! Why? [she glares at the Pink Ranger] You killed my cat! Now youıll pay! Pink: Thatıs for killing the Black Ranger! Now, itıs your turn to die! Moon: I donıt think so! MOON PRINCESS HALATION!! [The blast hits the Pink Ranger] Pink: NNNNNOOOOOO!! [her body turns into ashes] Venus: Thank you, Usagi. [tears flow from her eyes] Moon: [blows on her scepter, then she starts twirling it] No problem. Venus: [smiles back at Usagi, then she looks back down at Artemis] Oh Artemis. Why did you do it? Why? Luna: [tears fill her eyes] Good-bye, my friend. ***** [inside the AIC building...] Mercury: Let Naru go! SHABON SPRAY!!! [the blast hits the Yellow Ranger, but it didnıt hurt her] Yellow: Thanks! My suit needed a cleaning anyway. Now itıs my turn! [she takes out two sais and starts twirling them] Eat this! [she throws her sais at Sailor Mercury] [the two sais fly over her head as she ducks behind a desk. They pierce the wall behind Sailor Mercury and get stuck] Mercury: Whew! Too close! Yellow: You better get out from behind there or Iıll kill your friend here! Naru: No! Please! Iım too young to die! Mercury: [analyzes the Yellow Ranger with her visor] Hmm. What if I... NO! That wonıt work! Wait a minute. IıVE GOT IT! [Sailor Mercury stands up from behind the desk] Mercury: [She looks at the wall behind The Yellow Ranger] Oh no! Donıt tell me that Lord Zed is here too! What am I going to do? Yellow: Lord Zed is here? Where? [She turns around] Mercury: [retrieves one of the Yellow Rangerıs sais] If my calculations are correct, then maybe I can get her from here. [she throws the sai at the Yellow Rangerıs back] [the sai penetrates the Yellow Rangerıs back] Yellow: ACK! [she falls onto a desk. She gets up and pulls the sai from her back] Mercury: Uh-oh. Yellow: Lord Zed wasnıt behind me! You liar! [she runs at Sailor Mercury] Jupiter: SUPREME THUNDER!! [the lightning blast strikes The Yellow Ranger and shocks her] Mercury: Sailor Jupiter! Thank God itıs you! Jupiter: No time to talk, just finish her off! Mercury: Right! SHINING AQUA ILLUSION!!!! [The water gushes from under the Yellow Ranger like a geyser. The Yellow Rangerıs body is crushed by the force of the water and the hard ceiling. As the geyser stops, the Yellow Ranger falls to the ground, dead] Jupiter: Heh, she was flat enough already. Come on Naru! Letıs get out of here! Naru: Just take me home, OK Sailor Senshi? Mercury: You donıt need us anymore. Just run home now! Naru: OK. Good-bye! And thanks! [Naru leaves the building and runs home] ***** [as the duo leave the AIC building, they notice that the rest of the Sailor Senshi were waiting for them outside the building] Mars: [clutching her bleeding breast] What took you guys so long? Mercury: We had a pest to exterminate. Jupiter: Yeah! That was one huge rat in there! Moon: OK, enough of that, letıs get out of here. Venus: Wait! Not until we kill the rest of the Power Rangers! [she clenches her fists tight] Jupiter: Minako? That doesnıt sound like you at all! What happened? Moon: The Pink Ranger killed Artemis. There is no way that heıs coming back. [Venus starts crying again, Sailor Mars tries to comfort her] Mercury: I thought that we got all of them. Whoıs left? White: I AM! Senshi: [turns around] Huh? Whatıs that? [the ground starts to rumble and shake. a gigantic Tiger Zord appears from the mountains] White: Now that I have my White Tiger Zord, there is nothing that can stop me! HA HA HA!!! Mars: That thing is huge! What are we going to do? Moon: Ami! Use your computer to find a weak spot! Mercury: Roger! Moon: The rest of us will keep that thing busy! OK! Letıs GO! Moon tiara ACTION! Mars: BURNING MANDALA! Jupiter: Sparkling Wide Pressure! Venus: CRESCENT BEAM!!!!! [the combined blast knocks the Tiger Zord down, but it quickly gets up and starts to attack] White: Try this on for size! [the Tiger Zord swipes at Sailor Jupiter with its claw and knocks her into the AIC building] Jupiter: [her back hits the brick structure] Ugh! [she falls and lands in a trashcan] Mars: Makoto! BURNING MANDALA!! [the fire rings stun the Tiger Zord, but only for a few seconds] White: Nice try! Now itıs my turn! [the Tiger Zord swipes at Sailor Mars, but she dodges the attack easily] Mars: FIRE SOUL! [the fire ball penetrates the Tiger Zordıs armor, but the White Ranger quickly puts the fire out] Moon: Ami-chan! Did you find the weak spot yet? Mercury: Iıve almost got it, just keep him busy a little longer. Moon: Hurry up! MOON SPIRAL HEART ATTACK! [the giant heart hits the Tiger Zord. The Zord is knocked down] White: Thatıs it! Itıs time for the Tiger Zord to transform! [the White Ranger sticks his sword into the control panel. The Tiger Zord begins transforming] Mars: What are we going to do? That thing can destroy Godzilla! White: Now you die! [he pulls an orb from the collection behind him and sticks it into a slot] [the Tiger Zord fires a Lightning bolt at the Sailor Senshi. Everyone but Sailor Moon was able to dodge the attack] Moon: AAAAAHH! [her body crashes to the ground] Mars: Sailor Moon! Are you OK? [Sailor Moon doesnıt respond] Venus: VENUS LOVE ME CHAIN! [the chain wraps around the Tiger Zord. The Tiger Zord grabs the chain and pulls it, sending Sailor Venus in the air] Venus: AAAAAAHHHH! Not again! [The Tiger Zord swats Sailor Venus down into the ground, the force of the blow breaks Sailor Venusı arm. Meanwhile, Sailor Jupiter arises from the smelly Trashcan] Mars: NO! Not you too Minako! Jupiter: [notices that Sailors Moon and Venus are down] Oh no! Usagi! Minako! What did that bastard do to you? [she looks at the Tiger Zord] You! [she clenches her fists as lightning begins to surround her] White: You again? This time, you are going to stay dead! Jupiter: [ignores the White Rangerıs comment] SPARKLING... [the lightning surrounding her increases as her rage increases] WIDE... [the surrounding lightning surges through her body and into her hand, condensing into one, powerful ball of electricity] PRESSURE!!!!! [she throws the ball of electricity at the Tiger Zord] White: Ha! Do you think that your powers will stop the White Tiger Zord? [the Tiger Zord lifts its left arm to block the energy ball] [the energy ball hits the Tiger Zordıs arm and completely destroys the left side of the Tiger Zordıs body. Whateverıs left of the Tiger Zord crashes to the muddy ground and ignites in flames] Jupiter: All right!! [she raises her arm and basks in the glory] Mars: Got Ôem!!! White: [emerging from the rubble] My Tiger Zord! How...? [he grabs his face in disbelief] Mars: Youıre the one who caused all of this pain! FFFFFIIIIIRRRRREEEEEE SSSSOOOOOOUUUUUUULLLLL!!! [A huge fireball is thrown at the injured White Ranger. The fire hits him and lights him up like a candle. The White Rangerıs body quickly turns into ashes] [Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus both awaken. They get up and notice that the Tiger Zord has been slain] Moon: Hey! What happened? Did you beat him without me? Mars: Well thatıs pretty obvious, even for a ditz like you Usagi! Moon: What? Look whoıs talking, Miss Hino Rei! The ditziest ditz in all of Ditz-land! [sticks her tongue out] Mars: [clenches her fist] Errr! [a sharp pain in her chest jolts Sailor Mars] OOOOOWWW! [she grabs her chest, writhing in pain] Moon: HUH! Rei! [she runs to her friend and supports her] Are you OK? Mars: [her chest starts bleeding again] Yeah, Iım just fine. ACK! [the pain in her stomach gets worse. She spits out some blood] Moon: Please Rei! Youıll be OK! Iım sorry for being mean to you! I didnıt mean it! [tears fill up her eyes] Mars: No, Iım the one to apologize. Jupiter: Well, apologize now so that we can get you to a hospital! Venus: Right! Letıs get the hell out of here! [suddenly...] Mercury: [running in the distance] Hey guys!!! I found it! I found the Tiger Zordıs weak spot!!! Mars: Youıre a bit late, Einstein! We already took care of it. Mercury: Hmph. Itıs nice to know that I am appreciated by all of you. [she crosses her arms and looks away angrily] Jupiter: Gosh, even when youıre injured, Rei, you still know how to piss people off! [she starts giggling] Mars: [sweetly] Makoto-chan. Jupiter: [giggling] tee hee hee. What? Tee hee. Mars: [obnoxiously loud] SHUT UP! [a big sweat drop forms on Sailor Jupiterıs head] ***** [at Lord Zedıs base...] Zed: Hmm. Those Sailor Senshi look stronger than our spies have reported. More so than the real Power Rangers. Rita: [in her usual loud and annoying voice] Yes. Your plan about sending the fake Power Rangers to Tokyo was absolutely brilliant! Zed: Thank you, my love. Maybe I should leave those five girls alone for a while. If we bother them too much, they might destroy our base. [looks at view screen] Until next time Sailor Senshi... Fin. ***** Thatıs it. Remember to mail me! Ja ne!