LUM, LUM, LUM
by Stu Bracken
(with apologies to the Beach Boys)


Oh we all loved the oni
   from the very first day that we saw her
Though we couldn't believe
   she was that giant, ugly alien's daughter
And we think that game of tag
   was an excuse for Moroboshi to paw her
But we'll have Lum, Lum, Lum,
   when they finally take Ataru away.

Moroboshi's a baka
   to reject the goddess he was beside him
So she uses her powers
   just to try to change his mind or to fry him
As her loyal fan club
   we must do our best to torture and to tie him
So we'll have Lum, Lum, Lum,
   when they finally take Ataru away.

Guess we knew all along
   that our love would be a hopeless case now
She forgives all his sins
   cause he proposed to her right after the race now
But she gives us new hope
   every time that she slaps his face now..
That we'll have Lum, Lum, Lum,
   when they finally take Ataru away.

Yes we'll have Lum, Lum, Lum,
   when they finally take Ataru away.