Alternative Urusei Yatsura Fanfic by *Lewis Burden* ================================= UY fanfic the continuation of the Urusei-Yatsura Fanfic from Lewis Burden ftp: ftp.std.com /pub/UY email request: uy-fan@lexicor.com *************************** ********************************* Fanfic was first uploaded to GENIE and is now available on the Internet. note: This is very alternative UY and highly recommendable UY fanfic ===== Enjoy, Yat Siu - ysiu@lexicor.com Lewis Burden March 4, 1994 After the Dream I "Without a Care in the World" _____________________ It was the afternoon tour. The guide deftly steered the tour group through the high stone arches of the Uruseian Imperial Palace. He had brought hundreds of groups through the building, and knew the history of every part. He told them of the worker's rebellion when the palace was only half built. He told them of the bomb which destroyed most of the original structure and how it was painstakingly rebuilt to look exactly the same. He told them of the various artists who had been called in to do the frescos as well as the wood and stonework. He was only half surprised when upon bringing the group into one of the large courtyards they happened upon the Princess and her alien consort. Often during the tours they might happen to glimpse a member of the royal family going about their business. Catching the Princess, of course, was a special treat because she was so rarely on Urusei, and of course, because she was so beautiful. The guide bowed respectfully and hoped that everyone else did the same. He heard the Princess wish them good luck, and then out of the corner of his eye he saw the boy rush out from the group toward the Princess. The guide swore silently and ran off after the boy. Children were often a hassle in these groups. This one in particular because his parents weren't with him. The guide hated when parents, in order to buy a few moments peace, put their kids under the care of some unsuspecting tour guide and then ran off on their own. The guide had bought the kid some souvenirs and an ice cream in hopes that he would be placated and well behaved. Surprisingly, he was. He had, in fact, up until that moment, been one of the best behaved children that the tour guide had ever led. Now, however, he was causing the guide great embarrassment and in front of the Princess, herself. The guide was quite relieved when the Princess smiled and signaled that she didn't mind signing an autograph. Then it happened, just at the guide was about to grab the child and bring him back to the group, the child became strangely still. The guide felt that there was something terrible happening. It was milliseconds between the time that the guide saw a strange glow in the child's flesh and when he leapt to shove the child away from the Princess and her consort. It was the last thing that he ever did. * * * Megane silently studied the scene before him. Ataru and Lum's scarred and burnt bodies lay motionlessly on two high-tech hospital's beds. A computer monitor next to each bed monitored their conditions. If it wasn't for the steady computer beep indicating a heart beat, Megane would swear that they were dead. Shinobu sat next to Ataru's bed holding his pale hand. Every so often Megane could hear her sniffle as she would brush back a tear. Ataru's parents sat with her. Rei stood stoically over Lum. Megane could not read his features at all. The other aliens, Benten, Ten and Lum's father had been in the room, but had left to consult with the doctor. Sugoi had visited only briefly. She didn't like hospitals. She said that she had some things to find out. Megane had offered to go with her, but she had said she also needed some time alone. "Sometimes it gets all too real," Mendo commented quietly next to Megane. "A few hours ago we were merrily planning for an intergalactic wedding without a care in the world and now this." Megane took a moment to calculate a good response to Mendo's observation, and then said, "Life has a way of intruding on great plans. Perhaps we are trying to fight with destiny here. It is a hopeless cause, if that is true." "Destiny?" Mendo said dubiously. "Destiny has nothing to do with it. Someone in this great Empire of theirs is not ready to move into the future, and decided to take it out on Lum and Ataru." It was then that Benten, Ten, The Emperor and the doctor came into the room. Everyone gathered around to hear what the doctor had to say. "First of all," he began, "I would like to assure everyone that they are recovering nicely. The tour guide absorbed most of the blast. Thanks to the servant Ran, help got to them on time. By all rights they should be back to full health in two weeks." "When are they going to wake up?" Shinobu asked. The doctor took a breath. "That's the problem. They should be up now. I find nothing physically at this point to prevent them from gaining full consciousness." "They're dreaming, aren't they?" The Emperor asked. "That's what we believe," The doctor replied. "Their brainwaves are running very similar patterns, and the sub-space transmission is back. It's a thousand times more powerful than it was before. I assume that it's due to their proximity." "Before, you were able to wake Lum by jamming the frequency," Ten said. "We had thought of that, but at that Lum had said that she felt a sharp pain as if someone had stabbed her through the heart. I'm worried that with the increased power of the transmission, cutting them off may be even more damaging, especially in their weakened condition." "Are you proposing leaving them like this?" The Emperor asked with a little edge to his voice. The doctor stepped back involuntarily. "At least until we do a few more tests, My Emperor. We darn's risk the life of the Princess." The Emperor sighed. "I trust your judgment." The Emperor stepped up to his daughter's bed. He took her hand. "My poor darling," he whispered. He then went to Ataru's bed. "Well, my son, welcome to Urusei politics. I had hoped to make it easier for you." The Emperor then said a silent prayer for them both and turned to leave. When he reached Jariten, he paused. "I think you know what I expect of you." "Yes, my Emperor," Ten said coldly as he looked on the two bodies. "I know very well." "I expect to hear from you soon," the Emperor said and then left. Time passed and there was still no reaction from either Lum or Ataru. As it became late everyone began to file out. Soon only Jariten, Shinobu and Benten remained. Benten had been watching Jariten ever since the Emperor left. His eyes stared as if he was trying to see inside Lum and Ataru's minds to determine what they were dreaming about. Amidst his intense concentration Benten could also see intense anger. Benten knew what it was about too, because she also felt it. It was an anger which was more than wanting to get the people responsible. It was personal anger. It was Benten and Ten's first and most important job to protect Lum and Ataru. They had failed. Ten should have saw the plot coming, and Benten should have been there to take the rest of the blast herself. Finally, Ten's face constricted itself with the rage that had been building up inside of him. He turned roughly and went toward the door. He slammed his fist into the wall as he went out. Benten rushed to follow him. She saw Shinobu get up. "Your job is here," Benten said as she went out the door. Shinobu sat back in her chair, and took Ataru's hand again. She gently moved what little unsinged hair he had left back from his forehead. It was a shame about his hair, she started to think, and Lum too. She had such beautiful long hair, now it was all cut off, that which wasn't already burned off. The doctors said that they had a way of stimulating the scalp to make hair grow faster. They promised that it would be long again for the wedding; if there was going to be a wedding. "Poor Ataru," Shinobu thought, "Everyone still wants to take your dreams away." She paused and then said out loud, "I still love you, and I'm going to help them find out who did this." Benten caught up to Jariten in the hall. "Get away from me!" he yelled and actually took a swing at her. Benten ducked. "Listen asshole!" Benten began. "I got two things to tell you. The first is that we're in this together, and the second is that you only get one freebie. The next time I'll deck ya." Ten found a seat that sat against the wall in the hall and plopped down into it. "I should have smelled this coming a light year away, Benten. These bombers are notoriously stupid, at least the one's who went after you were." "If they were so stupid why didn't you ever catch them before they blew up my room?" Ten looked up, a little of the old twinkle was back in his eye. "And spoil your fun?" "You are such an ass." Ten smiled, but then became serious again. "You were right. We have a job to do." * * * Lum floated next to Ataru as they walked down a Tomobiki street. It seemed unnaturally dark. It was night, apparently, but there were no street lights, or stars, or moon or any lights in the houses. All they had to see by was a bluish glow coming from Lum's body. "I feel strange," Ataru said. "It's like something really bad happened," Lum added. "Yes," Ataru agreed, "exactly, something happened." "I can't think of what," Lum said. "Neither can I," Ataru said. "I don't even know what street we're on." "There must have been a power outage," Lum said. "I'll fly up and see if I can figure out where we are." Lum flew upwards, leaving Ataru in utter darkness. Looking around she saw absolutely nothing. Then she looked down and panicked. She couldn't see Ataru. She couldn't see anything at all, except her own glowing body. She rushed back down, but her perception must have been messed up because she slammed into the ground. Ataru ran up to her. Lum moved slowly, but she appeared not to be severely hurt. Ataru bent down to try and help her. She looked up at his face. "There's nothing up there, nothing at all. For a moment I thought you were gone, too." Ataru helped her up. He smiled. "I'll never leave you. You're the only light around here." "I don't think that we're really in Tomobiki." Ataru was about to agree with her when even the faint signs of the city around them vanished. * * * Mendo lay comfortably on Benten's bed watching her busily pack things into a large garbage bag. She had barely said two words to him since he had come over, but she hadn't asked him to leave either. Benten had quickly moved back into her room when they returned to Lum's carrier. In other words she had emptied her garbage bags into the appropriate areas of the room. Mendo finally had been given his own room. It had been lonely the first night. Even after only a few weeks, he had gotten used to hearing her on the top bunk. Since they had returned he had to make due with visiting her often. She used to talk about all kinds of things with him. He had almost come to expect that she would want to talk about what happened to Lum and Ataru. That's why he had come over, but she remained silent. "Where are you planning to go?" he asked, breaking the silence. Benten stopped what she was doing. There was a look on her face as if she wanted to tell him something, but then she shook her head and went back to packing. "I take it that I'm not invited?" Mendo asked still hoping to break through. Her silence was starting to get to him. "No," she said simply, this time without stopping. "You're not invited." "Because you're going someplace dangerous and you don't want me hurt," Mendo said. "There's been too damn many already," Benten said and closed up her garbage bag. She flung it over her back. Mendo got up out of bed. "And what if you don't come back, what do I do?" "You live a long and happy life," Benten said and left the room. Mendo followed her out. "That's not how it's going to work. Not any more. Where you go, I go." Benten turned back to him. She appeared to be getting a little irritated. "I promised Lum that I would take care of you. I would like to keep at least one of my promises to her. You're staying here!" "What?! Is that all I am to you?! Someone you have to protect? Now you listen, Ataru was probably the only real friend I had until I met you. I am tired of feeling useless while you go out and fight. I don't like being cooped up while the action is going on any more that you do. Further, I am not a child that you need to protect. If we're going to be a couple, then we're going to be a team, or nothing." Benten studied Mendo, her emotions sliding between anger and compassion. "You don't know how to fight," she said finally. "Well this would be a perfect opportunity for me to learn. It'll be a great adventure. Come on, I'll help you put your stuff in the 'bike' and then we can go get mine things." Benten smiled in acquiescence. "Okay," she said, "but you have to promise not to get killed." "I promise. You have to promise, too." "I promise," Benten said, and after throwing her garbage in Mendo's direction, they went together into the hangar bay. * * * Ataru awoke a little dazed, the smell of salt water filled his senses. As his mind began to clear he realized he was lying on wet sand. Waves lapped up against his feet. A wave washed over his head and he quickly sat up, trying to cough out the sea water that he had swallowed. He looked around him. It was a bright sunny day. Before him the ocean stretched out to the horizon. Behind him was beach edged by a row of deep green foliage. He felt sore, and his clothes were tattered and wet. He heard a moan next to him, and looked to see a dark-haired, beautiful woman. "Lum," he said and tried to shake her awake. Her eyes opened and as she recognized him, she smiled. "Darling, you're all right." "Yeah," he said. "It looks like we've washed ashore." A look of confusion crossing her face. Lum sat up to look around at their surroundings. "Where are we?" "I don't know," Ataru admitted, standing and started to brush the sand off his tattered clothes. "I suppose that it's some island." Lum also stood and did the same. "I feel so sore. I wonder how long we were in the water?" "I don't know," Ataru said. "I can't remember what happened." Lum was wearing what was left of a blue dress. She looked at her dress and made a face. "I guess I won't be wearing this to any more parties." Ataru looked at his own clothes. He was also formally attired. "That was it!" he exclaimed. "Our honeymoon!" Lum smiled. "Yes. The Polynesian cruise that my parents got us." Lum turned to the ocean. "I hope they'll be able to get their money back." Ataru took her hand. "That must have been quite a storm." Lum looked back to the island. "Well, it may not be all bad. If this is a uninhabited island. . ." Lum gave Ataru a suggestive smile. "Yes?" Ataru inquired. Lum kissed him on the cheek, and whispered in his ear, "I may toss off this tattered dress and go around without a stitch of clothing on. What do you think of that?" Ataru smiled. "I'm not sure if I want to be rescued anymore." "I'm in no hurry," Lum said, running her finger down the front of his shirt. Ataru took her hand in his and kissed it. "Ahh, wedded bliss," he said. "You know I had the strangest dream while we were unconscious." "Oh?" "I dreamed that you were an alien, with green hair and horns." "And pointy ears?" Lum asked with anticipation. "I've always wanted pointy ears." "And pointy ears," Ataru agreed. "You took me on an incredible space adventure. You were a princess of a huge galactic empire." "Of course," Lum said walking around Ataru with a mock regal gait. "And you were?" "I was your royal consort, of course." "I don't know," Lum said musing. "I think that if I was royalty I would have better taste." "Now wait one minute!" Ataru said taking hold of Lum's shoulders. Lum laughed, but then became serious, and held Ataru tightly. "Darling, I'm scared. What if no one finds us?" "Don't worry. I'm sure we won't even spend one night here." Lum looked up. There was suggestion in her eyes again. "I wouldn't mind one night." Ataru smiled. "We don't even know if we're on an island yet. Let's take a walk along the beach and see what we can find." "Just a second," Lum said sitting back down on the ground. She starting taking of her nylons. After taking off one she looked at it. "Do you know how much these cost? Now there's more runs than stockings." She removed the other and then stood, wiggling her toes in the sand. "There. That's better. Shall we?" she said offering her arm. Ataru took it and then began walking along the beach. * * * Benten flew slowly along the perimeter of Tolia's equator. She was looking for a ship. "It should be interesting to see what kind of ship Ten got," Benten said, sounding like she wasn't looking forward to finding out. "I would imagine it'll be quite luxurious," Mendo commented from the back, enjoying the better view of Tolia that their searching afforded. "Oh yes, quite luxurious," Benten snipped, "and thoroughly useless, I'm sure." "Why don't you like him?" Mendo asked. "I like him, all right. I just don't trust him. He's always so flip about things." "He seemed serious enough in the hospital." "Yeah. It's hard to admit, but I think he took this harder than I did." "I didn't think it was a competition." "It's not." She paused and noticing that they had come to the berth number that Ten had given her she said, "There's the berth. That must be the ship." It was a small explorer craft, probably built for a crew of up to ten. It appeared to be lightly armed, and there were two bays for small craft. One for a shuttle, and the other for her fighter, Benten assumed. Overall, Benten judged the ship to be usable. Benten activated her com, "So lard ass, which bay I'm I supposed to land in?" "Lard ass?" came the response. "This must be Benten. Is that anyway to talk to your Captain?" "Captain?! Fuck! Who made you Captain?" "Since you are the pilot, naturally I would be the Captain. Besides it is my ship." "Your ship?! You bought a ship for this?!" "No, I've had her for a while. Don't you like her? I have others." Benten paused trying to take this all in. She wondered whether or not he was just toying with her. "Where did you get the money to by one ship, let out alone a small fleet." "Fleet!?" Ten said incredulously. "I never said anything about a fleet. Just a few odds and ends that I've pick up when I've been about." Benten sighed and shook her head. "I don't care. Just tell me where I'm supposed to land." The lights around the left bay door lit, and the metal door slowly began to lift, revealing an empty hangar. "Thank you," Benten said, and starting the landing sequence. "How expensive is a ship like this?" Mendo asked. "More than he should be making in twenty years on his salary." "Hmm," Mendo said, "It makes one wonder whether this might be one of the small ones." Benten turned quickly to him and then turned back. "I don't want to think about it." As the fighter pulled into the dock, Benten noticed that the other bay didn't hold a shuttle. It held a fighter. It was a bit more primitive than her model, but it was indeed a fighter. "I wonder who's flying that?" Mendo said. "Well Ten's certainly no pilot." Benten paused looking around the bay. "As far as I know." Benten landed the fighter and opened the cockpit. She climbed out. Mendo followed after her. It looked like a good sturdy ship to Benten. It was also appeared clean and well maintained. Force beams lifted Benten's fighter and turned it around. "And fancy," Benten thought. She was about to admit to being really impressed, when she went through the bay exit door and got a preview of the rest of the ship. The hall leading away from the bay was covered with murals. The main subject matter seemed to be scantily-clad or unclad Uruseian women in various, highly tasteful, but somewhat suggestive scenes. "I'm going to be ill," Benten said as they walked down the hall. Mendo stared in utter amazement. Soon the hall opened to a large antechamber. Doors lined all four walls. On both sides of each door was a urn carrying lightly dressed woman. There were ten statues in all, and each statue was slightly different. One was holding the urn, another pouring it. One had one breast bared, another both, still another was richly arrayed. The ceiling had gold trimmed marble beams. The floor was also of brightly polished marble. Over in a corner was a large potted plant, which a instrument similar to a harp sitting next to it. Mendo just stood with his mouth hanging open. His dreams of incredible wealth were paltry compared to this. "I don't even want to look at the bridge," Benten said. The door on the other side of the room opened revealing Ten. "Oh, but you must see it," he urged. "The bridge is my crowning achievement." Ten strode across the room and ushered the two over to the bridge. "I hope you spent at least half the money you spent for this room on the engines," Benten grumbled as they neared the bridge. "Engines," Ten laughed. "I'd wager that Julla could out accelerate your fighter." It was Benten's turn to laugh. "My bike will out accelerate anything Urusei science has ever put together. Your mass is over ten times mine, it wouldn't even be a contest." Ten smiled, and said, standing at the closed entrance to the bridge, "Now prepare yourselves for the ultimate in star ship interior design." "Open the damn door so we can get this over with!" "My toughest audience yet," Ten quipped to Mendo, and lead them into to the bridge. Mendo and Benten followed him through the door, and then just stood there stunned. Mendo found it difficult to take in all the detail. A soft string music played in the background. The bridge was oval, the long end going from the doors to the main viewer, which was a three dimensional imaging system floating at the very edge of the room. Lining the walls were marble columns with intricate mosaics between them. Blended almost invisibly within the mosaics were what appeared to be control panels, and computer terminals. At the sides of the center space were two large marble tables. At each of the sides of the tables, were chairs with technical holographic images floating above the table in front of them. On the ceiling was a mural of a star filled night sky with mythical animals fighting a cosmic war. In the center was a tall man with his back facing Mendo and Benten. He was wearing a smartly made captain's uniform and was manning a large wooden ship's wheel. Posing on either side of him, Mendo was surprised to see Shinobu and Sugoi. Their hair was tied up behind their heads. They each wore a white garment which hung around their necks in two thin strips, barely wide enough to cover their breasts. These strips came down in a 'V' shape which met just below their navels. Their backs were bare to the waists. Around their waists was a white rope with gold threading. It came to a knot on their left side and hung as two tassels. The garment then continued in one wide strip down the front and back hanging nearly down to the floor, leaving their sides bare from shoulder to toe. Their eyes were fixed in a vacant stare towards the Captain. Their arms were held up in a motion that seemed to indicate the main viewer. Benten was about to open her mouth in indignation, when suddenly the Captain, who was Megane turned and offered a deep bow. Sugoi and Shinobu in a synchronized dancing motion went to him and stopped so that when he stood back up, they stood in front of him, one to each side, with their backs facing Mendo and Benten. They each put a hand on the Megane's opposite shoulder, with the other arm held at their sides. Megane then saluted, clicking his heels. Mendo clapped and cheered loudly. Ten smiled and bowed. Megane bowed again. Shinobu and Sugoi turned, but do to the limitations of their costumes just smiled and bowed their heads. "What the hell is this?!" Benten shouted. "What are you two wearing?" "Not much," Mendo commented. "Don't they just make this room!?" Ten enthused. "I've been wont to hire them permanently to stand here in those costumes." "They're beautiful," Mendo said. "Do you really think so?" Shinobu asked turning in a full circle for him. Mendo was about to answer when Benten spoke up again. "Have you people gone fucking mad?! We're going out to catch terrorists who nearly killed Lum and Ataru. This isn't some kind of party!" "Oh Benten," Shinobu said coming forward. "I cried all day yesterday. It hurt deep inside to see them like that, but we're not going to do them any good by being dour and cross all the time." "When it comes down to it we'll all do our jobs," Sugoi broke in. "But for now we can afford to have a little fun." "But those costumes?" Benten said. "They are a little drafty," Shinobu admitted. "But hey, when you got it, flaunt it!" Sugoi said sticking her chest out. Shinobu nodded in agreement and swung her hips in Mendo's direction. Mendo was red in the face. Megane too, even though he had about gotten used to costumes, felt himself going flush. Ten cough and tugged at his collar. "They are such fine performers, aren't they?" Ten said. "But perhaps Benten is right. Show's over!" Ten punctuated his statement with two claps. "Why don't you go back to your rooms and put on something a little more suited for running a star ship. You were all beautiful." All three nodded and went to leave the bridge. As they left, Sugoi reached behind and gingerly stroked Megane's chin. "I plan to wear this again tonight, so be ready." Benten stepped forward to take a look at the ship's wheel. She studied it for a second and then half way turned to Jariten saying. "This isn't really the steering device, is it?" "Of course it is," Ten said coming over to her. Mendo also came up to get a closer look. "How the hell am I supposed to fly a space ship with this thing!" she yelled batting the wheel with her hand." "Careful of the finish," Ten said taking out a cloth and polishing the area she hit. Benten rolled her eyes. "I knew you were going to pull something like this! I knew it! You've already turned our mission into some kind of farce." "A farce?" Jariten said dryly. "Beauty is never a farce. This is a ship, and a fast one at that. It will take us anywhere in the galaxy. You tell me why cold duranium and plastic is better for a starship than gold, marble and wood." Benten studied Ten's eyes and then glanced over to the control pedestal next to the wheel. "If she is half as fast as you say, I might forgive you." "I also believe that beauty is a finely tuned engine," Ten said and turned to leave. "Come," he said, "let me show you to your rooms." Ten led them out into the large anteroom. He walked them over to the three doors which lined the wall on the right side of the room. Beginning with the far left door, Ten said, "I've placed Shinobu and Sugoi in that room, with you, Shutaro, and Megane in the middle, and you of course, my dear, may have your own room on the right." "Actually," Benten spoke up, "I've gotten used to bunking with Shutaro." "Whatever," Ten said waving his hand in the air. "You work it out amongst yourselves." Ten turned to go toward the single door on the other side of the room. "There'll be a briefing, right after a light supper at point 80. Try to be there, and not too formal." "Are you staying in the room on the other side, there?" Benten asked. Ten stopped and turned back to Benten with a wry smile, "Of course, this is the captain's room." Ten continued into his room. Benten called after him again. "By the way, who's flying the other fighter? Sugoi?" "No," Ten said. "That's for Shinobu. She said you were going to teach her to be a pilot." The door closed behind him. Benten stood dumfounded for a moment and then roughly brushed past Mendo going into her room. Mendo shrugged his shoulders. "It's always the same," he said and followed her into the room. * * * Lum and Ataru completed the circuit around the island. It was a fairly small island. It only took two hours to go around it. They found no sign of anyone else there. They sat on the beach where they had begun. They were naked, and wet after a brief swim. They had discarded their clothes to the edge of the foliage. They held hands while watching the sun go down. "Do you really think that someone is going to find us?" Lum asked. "I'm sure that Benten, Ten and the gang are already out looking." Lum smiled. "You're right. But it's such a small island. I don't how they're going to find us." "It's not like they would ever give up, especially Benten." "Ten's no quitter either," Lum said. "Actually I believe that he is more stubborn than Benten." "That's hard to imagine," Ataru said chuckling. "It's true. Ten just puts a lot of flash on it, but in reality, they're very much alike." "Hmm," Ataru said as the last fiery red sliver of the sun dipped below the horizon. "It is beautiful here." Lum leaned over against Ataru's chest and whispered in his ear, "Did you ever see the movie, 'From Here to Eternity."' "It's not a movie that a lot of Japanese like to watch." "You are ruining the mood! You know the scene I'm thinking about." "I think so." "Let's." Ataru stood and offered a hand to Lum. They started to make their way to the shoreline when Ataru stopped cold. "What is that?" Ataru whispered. Lum followed Ataru's eyes to see what he was looking at. She smiled. "That's Indra, the larger moon, silly." "Larger than what?" Ataru asked. "I only remember one moon and that's not it." Lum felt a confusion wash over her and looked to Ataru. She stepped back in surprise. "Darling! You have horns, and your hair!" Ataru also stepped back. "So do you! What's . . . We're dreaming," he said in sudden realization. Their surroundings became dark and then they were back at Tomobiki again. Lum was in her tiger stripes and Ataru was back in his school uniform. They appeared again at their own respective races. It was still unnaturally dark. Lum lowered herself gently to the ground. "I don't like this," she said. "I think someone is playing with out dreams," Ataru said looking around as if he hoped to see someone. "We need to wake up," Lum said urgently. "How?" Ataru asked and then for the second time, the dim image of Tomobiki disappeared. [End of Part One]