rr568@bard.edu (Roy Rim)

	This is a short, silly, badly-written followup of the To Die fanfic.

Big Thanks go to John D, without whom I would have never bothered writing 
this ill fic, heh.  Get well soon, John.  Or don't, if you like being 
babied by blonde nurses.  Heh.

     ... a car, parts of a ship's engine, twenty whale bones, and
a crib.  The Godzilla droppings over at Kyoto yielded more
interesting objects, such as an alien spacecraft, apparently
they're still alive inside and are holding Elvis' brain
hostage..."
     CLICK!
     Kyousuke turned the TV off, there didn't seem to be much
else on TV other than the recent stomping Godzilla gave Japan. 
Everywhere, from comedy to news, everything else was turned aside
in favor of the giant monster.  "Idiots," said Kyousuke to
himself lighting a cigarette, "that's the third day in a row they
substituted 'Super Scientist' for that crap."  Kyousuke turned to
his work table and stretched out his back before picking up a
thin needle like tool and picking up a round metallic object
attached to several wires.  He held the needle-tool in his teeth
as he typed one handed into a small pad which lay at the other
end of the wires.  "I hope Nuku-Nuku had fun in those simulation
programs while I prepared her body."  Kyousuke held the needle-tool 
again and poked it into several small holes in the metal
object and the wires came free.  Placing the tool in his pocket,
he then carried the metal object over to the back wall and
pressed his hand against the wall.  Nothing happened.  "Oh, this
isn't it?"  Kyousuku scratched his head then slowly walked around
the entire apartment, pressing his hand randomly against the
walls.  Finally he came back to the same wall he started with. 
Kyousuke took a deep drag, inhaled, and breathed out before
kicking the crap out of the wall.  Suddenly a piece of it slid
open.  "Oh," said Kyousuke, "it was jammed."  He whistled and
something made a low beeping sound and from his work table flew a
small ashtray to his cigarette.  Kyousuke put out his cigarette
and then reached into the hidden closet and pulled out a naked
female body with long red hair.  The body dropped to the ground
with a loud thud.
     Kyousuke bent down and took a seat next to the female body,
whose back was up to him.  He pushed the hair up revealing the
back of a thin neck.  He took the needle-tool out and slowly
pushed it into the neck.  Suddenly the back of the head lifted
open, revealing an empty cavity, the walls of which were made of
metal and several strange blinking lights with no purpose were
embedded in it.  Kyousuke rotated the metal object in his hand
until he found a small arrow pointing up and then slowly inserted
it into the head.  He pushed the back of the head back down until
it clicked close then lit another cigarette, leaned back on one
hand, and made a smoke ring.  He reached into his shirt pocket
and pulled out a small black box with a button on it.  He pushed
the button.  Nothing happened.  Kyousuke took another deep drag,
he was not in a good mood since he's missed three episodes of
"Super Scientist."  He bent down until his lips were next to the
ear of the female's head and he yelled, "NUKU-NUKU, WHEN ARE YOU
GOING TO GET UP!!!"  Two metallic bars flipped out on both sides
of the head, one of which tweaked Kyousuke's nose on the way up.
     Suddenly the body pushed up on its arms and the head turned
toward Kyousuke and said, "Papa-san!  Good-Morning!"

A Ranma1/2 X Nuku-Nuku crossover [Was: Godzilla/Ranma/Nuku-Nuku]

Scaredy-Cat

     Ranma twiddled his fingers in front of his short tempered
fiancee.  "See, they work totally fine!"  Ranma then brought his
hands up to the sides of his head and stuck his tongue out.
     His physical wit was ill-taken and Akane awarded him with a
punch in the face.  "To think I was even worried about you!"
     "Ranma, its only been a week and already you're all healed?" 
Nabiki stared at Ranma in awe.  The day before he had been
moaning and complaining and wincing in pain, and today, he's all
fine.  "Incredible!  You get blasted by nuclear fire and stepped
on by a giant monster, and you're fine!  Hm... maybe we can sell
this..."
     "You're still a jerk!" Akane said planting another fist into
Ranma's mug.
     Ranma rolled back then flipped up onto his feet.  He grabbed
his lunch box from Kasumi and then ran out the door singing,
"Kawaiikune!  Kawaiikune!" over and over as he ran down the hall,
happy to have his legs working again.
     "What!?  Ranma, you get back here!"  Akane jumped up,
grabbed her lunch box and ran after Ranma.
     "Like the sun rises everyday in Japan," said Soun munching
on a fish cake.
     "and every four years America chooses a wimp," said Genma
plopping a big scoop of rice in his mouth.
     "and scientists get no closer to curing the common cold,"
said Soun.
     "Will Ranma and Akane fight every morning," finished Genma.
     "You're both idiots," added Nabiki.

     "Furinkan High School?"
     "That's right, Nuku-Nuku.  Godzilla stomped ours to the
ground.  Fortunately, Ryunosuke's school was intact, so he'll
stay there.  But, for now, we'll be going here.  I'll be teaching
the Bio class."
     Nuku-Nuku pressed her head against the car window, excited
and afraid at the same time.  She had gotten used to the school
close to home.  She wasn't very good at meeting new people.  The
boys confused her with all their chatter and for some reason,
most of the girls didn't like her.  The window steamed and Nuku-
Nuku drew a little face on it, giggling to herself.
     "Shall we go," said Kyousuke, turning the car off.
     "Hai," nodded Nuku-Nuku.

     "Did you hear?"  Hiroshi sat down next to Ranma.
     "'ear wha?"  Ranma tried to turn away from Akane but she was
pinching his nose.
     "The most beautiful girl in Kolkos High School is supposed
to be tranferred here!"
     "Bi deahl, e'ibodi i' geddin' danferred 'ere.  Akane, led go
ub my nod," Ranma pulled his head back but got rudely pulled
forward by his nose again.
     "No, but she's getting transferred directly to our room!!" 
Hiroshi nearly giggled in delight.  "You know, she was on the
cover of "Dining Times" as the hottest waitress around."  At
this, Hiroshi digged into his bag and pulled out a magazine with
the cover of a beautiful red-headed girl on the cover.
     "Hey," said Ranma, quickly grabbing the magazine and shoving
Akane back, "I know who that ithACK!!"  Ranma was interrupted by
a chair swung by Akane.
     "Hentai!!  What are you doing looking at that magazine and
pushing me away?"
     Ranma would have answered but currently he was drooling on
his desk.
     The door opened and the class went quiet.  All the boys in
the class gasped as a thin girl with a big smile walked in with
the teacher and the rest of the new students.
     "Class," the teacher pushed his glass up, "as you know, we
have more than just a few new students here today.  Please make
room for them.  I'd like to introduce Ichiro, Sansuke, Seisuke,
Shinjiro, and-"
     "RANMA!!"
     "Eh?"  Ranma recovered from his drooling to get knocked down
over his chair by something soft and excited.
     "Huh?"  Akane was shocked.
     "NO!!"  The boys stood up and grasped their heads, their
worst fears were about to come true, again.
     Nuku-Nuku, had instantly smelled a familiar scent, and had
rushed over to give Ranma a tremendous hug.  "Oh!!  Ranma!! 
Nuku-Nuku doesn't remember what happened, but Nuku-Nuku remember
Ranma!!  Ranma be Nuku-Nuku's friend here, right?  Nuku-Nuku and
Ranma can play all day from now on!  Ranma look different though! 
That's okay, Nuku-Nuku can smell Ranma.  Ranma smell same." 
Nuku-Nuku buried her face into Ranma's neck and purred.  She had
already found a familiar friend here, how happy she was!
     "What!!"  Akane slammed her desk.
     "NOT AGAIN!!"  The boys cried into their copies of "Dining
Times."
     "Ranma, how could you!"  Hiroshi blew his nose.  "Every
girl!!  EVERY GIRL!!  BWAAAAAAAA!!!!"
     "What's going on here," yelled the teacher.
     "Ranchan!?  What are you doing," cried Ukyou.
     "Nuku-Nuku!!"  Ranma managed to get out, "What happened?  I
thought you had- you know- "  Ranma began to shiver as Nuku-Nuku
looked up from his neck into his eyes.  Ranma saw his own
reflections in those eyes and he froze up.
     "Had what?" said Akane cracking her knuckles.
     "Meow?" said Nuku-Nuku and then got tossed aside from the
violence.

     The teacher wiped his forehead.  Finally, order had been
recovered, or at least as close at it could get.  The new girl
still had her arms wrapped around Ranma and had refused to budge,
worried that Ranma was going to faint from the many wounds he had
received from his fiancee, who had moved her desk to the farthest
corner.  From time to time, a sniffle could be heard from many of
the male students in the room.  But the yelling had stopped and
the teacher was content.  Now if only he could get through the
day.
     Ranma liked Nuku-Nuku.  He thought she was a very nice
android girl, but for some reason, he couldn't help but shiver in
fright whenever she got close.  And she was close, very close.
     "Oh, poor Ranchan.  Ranchan shaking all over from bruises. 
Nuku-Nuku make everything all right."  With that, Nuku-Nuku
licked Ranma across the cheek and snuggled her nose against his.
     "Hey!"  Ukyou stood up!
     "Ranma!"  Akane stood up!
     "SAOTOME!!"  All the boys stood up!
     "NOOOOO!!!"  The teacher ran out of the room!
     "AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!"  The students collided at Ranma's
desk, all going in for the kill, again.
     Nuku-Nuku dragged a frozen Ranma out from underneath the
squirming chaotic mess of pubescent high schoolers and dragged
him towards the windows.  She wasn't quite sure what was going
on, but she could tell that Ranma was scared.  She could smell
it.  She hugged him tight, not sure if that crazy girl was going
to pop out of the mess and attack them.
     Unfortunately, or shall we say fortunately, Ranma's face was
being crammed between Nuku-Nuku's plush bosom.  Indeed, he could
smell her too, and his body was reacting.  But not in that way. 
He gave another violent shiver then meowed into Nuku-Nuku chest.
     "Nani?"  Nuku-Nuku pulled Ranma's face out and made him face
her's.
     "Meow," said Ranma, licking her on the nose and then jumping
out through the window, breaking it.
     Nuku-Nuku blushed.
     The sound of breaking glass got the rioters' attention and
they turned around.
     "Ranma!  Getting away!"  The boy students crammed to the
window and yelled obscenities at the jumping figure that landed
on a nearby tree.
     Akane stormed out the door followed by an upset Ukyou.
     "Nuku-Nuku!  I love you!"  Hiroshi jumped toward her but too
late, Nuku-Nuku jumped out the window after Ranma.

     "Ranma!  Ranma!"  Nuku-Nuku jumped on the branch next to
Ranma, who was busy cleaning his hand, squatting, and one hand in
front.  Nuku-Nuku landed on all four in front of him.
     Ranma finished with his hand and then meowed and crawled up
to Nuku-Nuku's nose and rubbed it with his own.  Nuku-Nuku
blushed again and meowed back.  Ranma smelled different.  Same,
but different.  She smelled a cat.  Ranma rubbed his face into
her shoulder then jumped down off the branch and meowed up toward
her and ran away.
     Nuku-Nuku laughed and jumped down after him to chase him.
     They ran across the school field, from time to time they'd
stop and face each other, hissing, then joyfully crashing into
each other and wrestling, then one or the other would run away
again and the chase would resume.
     Akane and Ukyou finally found them and yelled out, "Ranma!!"
     Ranma stopped his chasing and bounded toward them and
stopped in front of Akane, nuzzling her leg, then turned toward
Ukyou and nuzzled her's.  Both blushed, then were surprised as
Ranma ran back to Nuku-Nuku who giggled and ran away.
     "What the heck is going on," said Akane angrily.
     "I don't know," said Ukyou, "but I want to find out! 
Ranchan!!  Come back!!"

End Part 4 of useless fic.

BLAHBLAHBLAH (AKA Author's notes):  Why oh why am I continuing this silly 
fic?  Well, originally, I never meant to go beyond the third chapter of 
To Die, but I did put a little thought into a crossover fic between Ranma 
and NukuNuku by themselves.  So, it was with little persuasion was John D 
able to get me to write beyond the three chapters.  However, it is 
obvious that I have not spent much time on this, nor spent much thought 
on it.  Indeed, it is more of a on the run fic, however, I think I like 
it for some reason.  JohnD was correct, theres just something more to 
popping these silly characters together other than the fact that Megumi 
Hayabarishi did both the main female characters and that they both take 
place 
in Nerima.  So, this ones for John, who at the moment is probably yelling 
at the doctors to get him prettier nurses and to raise the volume on his 
TV set and when the hell is the hospital ever going to bother getting net 
access to all its patients.  Or maybe he's out of the hospital right now 
and sleeping on an overdose of painkillers, dreaming of a far away land 
with green haired buxom, scanduously dressed vixens and saving the world, 
and still smoking two packs a day.

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