Ranma 1/2:
                     Hot Fighting Gudam's:
                        Mobile Suit  P-chan 

Based on Character Designs of Blair Heald
From the twisted mind of 
                       (Ranma-kun)

P-chan fired his headbands of death towards the giant humanoid gundam.
But the gundam unit skillfully dodged each polka-dot colored death band.
P-chan started to pursue the menacing mecha once more, when the gundam suddenly
spun around, and fired a few dozen missiles his way.  
 P-chan let out a frightened "Wheeee???!!" He reached for the shield control,
barely aware of what he was doing.  He was more concerned with the missiles
which were rapidly approaching.  As he was about to activate the shield, when
a beam saber appeared on his view screen.
 Ryouga thought "Sayoonara, Akane-san"  believing the saber was aimed at him.
The Saber would probably cut him in half, and the missile would turn him
into P-chops.
 But the beam saber blocked every missile, over his external amplfiers he 
could hear a female voice shout.
 "Ranma!  What do you think you're doing to P-chan?!!"
 Akane had arrived just in time to save Mobile Suit P-chan.  Her Gundam unit
stood like a silent Guardian in front of P-chan with its beam saber still 
drawn.  Akane mind was focused on Ranma's mech, and the memory of Ranma's
attack on P-chan.  She barely had time to say, "P-chan, stay here okay?" 
 "Whee," he replied happily.  
 Akane's Mobile suit started to pursue Ranma's Variable Mech.  P-chan was in
awe at the graceful female shaped mecha running before him.   The close
resemblance to his beloved Akane-san was uncanny.  As were the likenesses
of his own Mobile Suit P-chan, and Ranma's cursed mecha.  P-chan waited
a split second before running after Akane.
  "She can't handle him alone.  I've got to be there to protect her" he 
thought.
  He knew she wouldn't approve, but he followed none-the-less.
  Akane's mech was almost upon Ranma's gundam when her saber flashed once more.
Akane's saber flashed low, but Ranma had anticipated this move and engaged his
thruster pack.  
  The Saber came close, but didn't contact with Ranma's mecha.  Akane 
watched as the mecha performed a mid-air flip.  Her anger boiling over as
the mecha began to stick out it's toungue, and make a face at her.  
  P-chan was watching behind Akane, but since Akane's mech was in the way.
he lost track of Ranma soon after he lifted off the ground.  He started 
checking his other instruments, when he noticed a dent starting to form in
the ceiling of the cockpit.  He watched in horror as the dent became larger,
realizing that the dent was racing towards him. Ranma's mech had landed
on Mobile Suit P-chan's head.
  "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"  P-chan's squeal of pain echoed in the minds of
Ranma and Akane.