aefigueroa@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (Knight of the Black Rose)

                       The Ranma/Golgo-13 Crossover
                               Episode 0.01
                                   By Me

    In some cheap motel, Golgo was on his back while a nubile
girl with a deathwish bounced up and down on him.  They were
having sex too.  The phone rang.  Golgo answered.
    "A job, huh?  I'm on my way."
    After he'd left, the girl had a thought.  "Hey, he didn't
pay!"

                                   -----

    Meanwhile at the Nekohanten, Shampoo had a strange feeling. 
"I smell a crossover."

                                   -----

    The four door car sped into the dark forest.  There it
stopped on an unlit path or at least what passed for a path.  A
bicycle approached, and the rear right window lowered.  "What are
you supposed to be?" The man leaning out the car window asked the
bicycle rider.
    "A ramen delivery boy," he said.
    "Uh, yeah whatever, Goglo," the man said. "Here's your new
assignment." He handed the assassin an envelope.
    "My name's Golgo," Golgo said.
    "I hear you," he said.  The man pulled his head back inside
and rolled the window up.  Wheels spun in the dirt, and the car
vanished into night's veil.
    Golgo turned towards the author. "You don't know shit about
me do you?"
    "Shut up!  I've seen the OVA.  Now get moving," he said.
    Golgo pondered his situation for a moment and decided that
moving seemed a good idea.  He'd never failed an assignment, and
this wasn't going to be the first.
    Once he'd entered the tunnel to his secret underground base,
he parked his car on the round turbolift pad and began the
descent.  At the bottom, Golgo approached his super computer and
pushed Batman's hanging corpse to the side.  Sitting himself in
the chair, Golgo opened the envelope and read it.  It said,

    "Dear Mister Killer,
     In the Tokyo " (here Tomobiki was crossed out) " Furinkan
district, there is a Chinese restaurant called the Nekohanten.  A
teenage Chinese girl named Shampoo works here.  You are too kill
her in any way you see fit.  The money is in the envelope, and a
photo of the target is included.
     Signed,
     Enaka"

     "Hmmm," Golgo intelligently said. "This should be easy."

                                   -----

     In the cheap motel Golgo had been having sex in, the
prostitute he'd been with unfortunately fell victim to ancient
Egyptian chainsaw worshipping cult.  Then the place exploded for
no apparent reason.

                                   -----

     Golgo had found a good spot.  From the top of this water
tower, he could see the Nekohanten clearly through the back and
front windows of the building blocking the view.  He assembled
his rifle with care on the small circular area atop the water
tower, and then slid on cool tiny black round sunglasses.  "Ah,
there she is," he said, lowering the crosshairs on feminine shape
with long flowing lavender hair.  He gently pulled the trigger,
and the gunshot coincided with his being kicked in the back of
the head.
    Golgo was jolted forward.  His rifle went over the edge,
falling way beyond reach.  He turned around to face his enemy and
was mortified.
    "You bad man!" Shampoo said, hitting Golgo with a roundhouse
as he attempted to stand.  He whipped out a knife, and was struck
under the chin with a palmstrike.  His head whipped back, sending
blood flying, and he staggered about in circles.
    "You die now!" Shampoo said.
    "Finish him!"
    Shampoo grabbed his neck and ripped Golgo's head off its
shoulders.  She held up the prize, and the spinal cord hanging
from the decapitated head dripped blood.
    "Fatality!"

                                  The End
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