mathews1@ix.netcom.com (Ryan Mathews)


"The Ukyou Groove"
(sung to the tune of "Two Turntables and a Microphone" by Beck)

There's a destination a little up the road,
Where the Saotomes and the Tendos go,
A place that's run by Miss Ukyou,
The music wails and the batter flows!
Passin' out sake and okonamiyaki,
Two hot griddles and a spatula,
Leave a tip and just lick your lips, a-just lick your lips!

WHERE IT'S AT!
She got two hot griddles and a spatula!
WHERE IT'S AT!
She got two hot griddles and a spatula!
WHERE IT'S AT!
She got two hot griddles and a spatula!
WHERE IT'S AT!
Two hot griddles and a spatula!

It's a hot little spot at the side of the road,
Where's the music's hot and the drinks are cold,
Members only, we emphasize it,
Don't break the rules or Ukyou fries ya!
Stay out late,
Feel the groove,
Ukyou,
With her martial-arts moves!
Get all artistic with the sauce,
Just remember one thing -- UKYOU'S THE BOSS!

WHERE IT'S AT!
She got two hot griddles and a spatula!
WHERE IT'S AT!
She got two hot griddles and a spatula!

(Repeat first verse with lots of RANMA 1/2 audio
samples. :-) )
-- 
			---------- Ryan Mathews

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