Jason Yeh Hey all Ranma 1/2 and Oh! My Goddess fans, My friend Yong Choe recently wrote his own Ranma 1/2 & Oh! My Goddess fan fiction after I got him hooked onto both anime series :). You can find the first part below. You can find the whole thing (and a fan artwork drwan by another friend) on my web page at http://www.seas.ucla.edu/~yehj . If you don't have web access, just e-mail me at wolve@ucla.edu and I'll e-mail you a copy of his fanfic. Enjoy! ------------------------------------------------------------------ ============================================================================= ____ [[ .-. / : ]] [ | | / | ] [ .-. `-' .---. '---| | ] [ | | / / .-. | | ] [ | | / / | | | | ] [ | | / / ---' `--- | | ] [ | |.-------. / / ' ` :__: ] [ | / `. / / `---. .---' ] [ | .------. `. / / ---' `--- [=============] ] [ | / | |/ :. ' ` _________ ] [ |__/ | | . `. `---. .---' | _______| ] [ | |__/ : : | | | | ] [ _______' | : : | | | `------. ] [ : .' `. `---------.--' |------. `------. | ] [ :_________/ \ | : | | ] [ ` ---------'.-. .------' _______.'.' ] [ | `-' : |_______.' ] [[ `.______.' ]] ===================Original======Fan=====Fiction=======Story================= Disclaimer: Ranma 1/2, Ranma, and all other reference to Ranma 1/2 are trademark of VIZ USA, and Takahashi Rumiko. Oh My Goddess (Oh Megami Sama) and all other reference to Oh My Goddess are trademark of AnimeEigo and the creator of OMG, which escapes me for a moment Any coincidence to any person, living or deceased, and situations are just coincidential. Duh! Read the Disclaimer for once, will ya! ============================================================================= Background: Ranma 1/2: A martial arts/romance comedy where a boy named Ranma turns into a girl with cold water, and back into a boy with hot water. Besides that problem, everyone is out to kill him or marry him. Oh My Goddess (Oh Megami Sama!): A romantic anime series with a bit of comical overture. Involves a short guy of Keichii Morisato, a goddess named Belldandy, her sisters Urd and Skuld, Keichii's sister Megumi, and their adventures (NO! IT SURE AIN'T NO LEMON NOR HENTAI!!!) Ranma 1/5: Oh Kawaiikune Megami Sama (Oh! My uncute goddess) Ranma is the average guy (taking Keichii's place) and Akane Tendo is the lovely goddess of pain (taking Belldandy's place). Say, did I ever mention how bad Akane's cooking is! (To quote a webpage, Rat poison comes to mind. Well, how about Dog doddie!) ============================================================================= Ranma 1/5: Oh My Uncute Goddess: Tabletops and Sandbags of fury! Written by: Y. Choe ============================================================================= "Great. I get the fun job of watching this place while my sempais are out having fun. Just wonderful," sighed Ranma (male - type, I think.) Next to Ranma, P-chan lay sleeping, snorting once in awhile. God knows what P-chan dreaming about now, sighed Ranma. He checked the refrigerator in the next room. As usual, it was empty. "Wonderful. I guess I can have P-chan for breakfast...nah. I think I'll order some take out" Ranma flipped through the menu, then decided to order some yakisoba and fried gyoza for P-chan, who morphs into Ryouga, an eternally lost boy who was out to do him in permanately. When he needed a home, he just became a piglet, which was of course, the fault of Ranma Saotome. Ranma, now getting evermore hungrier, as signified by loud growls from his abdomen, dialed the restaurant. "Moshi-moshi!" "Yes, I'd like to..." "Sorry sir. We are not open until..." *click* Damn! He tried the next restaurant, to no avail. The next one was no go either. Well, that worked well. In a fit of anger, he jammed the phone, then suddenly...a dial tone...then a voice "Goddess Relief Hotline. Our representative will be there in half an hour or less, guaranteed. Thank you for calling." Ranma said, "HEY! Sorry! I dialed the wrong number..." Too late. The called hung up the phone. Well, he simply had to refuse that order. He dialed the wrong number, and it was all of a mistake, that's all. All of a sudden, a crashing noise, then another, getting closer. P-chan awoke, and squeached in confusion. "Quiet P-chan," ordered Ranma. Pop! A figure stepped out of the...sandbag of all places. Wait! weren't goddess supposed to step out of a mirror or something of the sort? When she finally stepped out of the bag, she shook herself free of sand particles from her...dress or something...Ranma wasn't so sure what the goddess wore. All he knew that she wore something with vibrant colors that clashed really, REALLY bad. She took out her notepad and said: "Let me see now. You are Ranma, right? I am Akane Tendou-Goddess of Pain and Torture. I have been assigned to you to grant you one single wish. Once the wish is in effect, it cannot be reversed. SO, what will be your order?" Ranma said, "You must be joking, right?" "Nope. You are Ranma Saotome, right? Let me see, you've ordered a genuine wish, meeting all qualifications, so you must make one." "Even if I wanted to destory the earth, and the entire universe?" Ranma asked. Suddenly, Ranma was introduced to something really hard. Akane answered as she withdrew her portable table from Ranma's face, "No, you idiot! There are some limits you know. Besides, we figured you weren't that kind of person, so, you have been granted a wish." "Are you for real or what?" Smack! This time, the hammer landed squarely between Ranma's eyes. Ranma realized now where that name came from. Also, he realized a little too late that she had great aim. "Ugg! You listening to me or what! Can't believe I'm wasting my resources on the likes of you! Ugg! Look, just make your wish and let me be, okay!" Well, this certainly had to be a joke from his sempai's. Come-on! Who ever heard of a Goddess of Pain and Torture? Well, I'd better satisfy my sempai's, thought Ranma. Then he said this: "I want a girl like you to stay with me forever..." silence... "Your wish has been accepted and granted. I will stay with you ever, Ranma-San," answered Akane, quitely. "Well, that was fun! You can go home now. Tell my sempai's that they failed." Akane said, "Do I know your sempai's?" Too late! This was no joke! It was for real. His one chance of curing his manhood problem (to say the least) was down the drain (sort of) . While Ranma was cursing himself, Akane noticed P-chan, whom during all this time was squeaking and wheeing in confusion. Akane picked up P-chan, and cuddled him. "Ah, aren't you cute? What's your name, little one?" asked Akane. "Ryo..um..P-chan," answered Ranma. "You think he's cute?" "Yes! I think I'll make him my pet." "NO WAY..." Once again, Ranma was introduced to Akane's portable table. Well, the table did have fine quality wood for starters, and great sculptures on its legs. Ranma believed that the table was crafted by some great goddess of furniture, Mabo-Tofu. "Say, did anyone tell you that," said Ranma. "Yes," answered Akane. "..that you're so kawaiikune (uncute) ?" (Well, you know what happenes next. Akane has several tools destruction and mayhem, but it seems that the portable table of hers is quite ..well..how can I put it..destructive. Especially to Ranma. Now, a little note here. Akane doens't know about Ranma's...manhood problem. Let's not worry about P-chan. For this series, P-chan will remain P-chan, no matter the temperature *Ouch* lay off of me P-chan. Fine, Ryouga. You will be Ryouga, kay? Gess. No satisfying some pigs around here.... Sorry, he bit me on my arm. The pig will remain angry, but that is to be expected. If you ever watched Ah! My Goddess! or Oh, My Goddess! then you know what happens next. Therefore, fast forward...) "Oh great, it's raining..." "Hey, what's happening to you, Ranma?" "Oh, that's right. You don't know about my problem, do you? Everytime I get wet with cold water, I turn into a..." "You're a girl! How did you do that? Are you a crossdresser? And you WANT ME TO BE WITH A PERVERT LIKE YOU!" (By now, Ranma is getting quite familiar with that table of hers.) *Smack* "Hey! Let me finish! Anyway, I'm cursed. Everytime I get wet with cold water, I turn into a girl. But when I get wet with hot water, I change back into a boy." "Some problem there. Well, I think we should find a place to stay." "Well, I'm kinda broke," said Ranma (girl-type. Say, is Shampoo in the neighborhood?) "Broke. Great. Just great! I wind up with not only a pervert, but a flake and a slacker as well!" "Hey who do you think you are? You know, I wouldn't want to be seen with a kawaiikune tomboy like you in public!!" "Well, THAT'S JUST FINE WITH ME! I'M OUTTA HERE!" "um...Akane, remember what I wished for. You have to stay with me forever, so that is going to be a bit impossible." "uh! I can't believe I ever granted you that wish! What was I Thinking of!" ......to be continued............ -------------------------------------------------------------------------- I you like what you read, then you can find the rest of the fanfic at my web page (address is below my name), or e-mail for a copy. Jason Yeh wolve@ucla.edu http://www.seas.ucla.edu/~yehj