rbeaubien@bbs.sd68.nanaimo.bc.ca Ah!!Ranma-sama?? Chapter 1 -Kuno-sempai's wish comes true? Written by Richard Beaubien Note:<>are uesd to express characters thoughts. ***** It was the middle of the morining at the Kuno family compound. The air is fresh , a breeze is in the air and Kuno is doing what he always does at this time , look at a picture of the Oh so lovely pigtailed girl. Kuno(in tears):Oh,thy beauty is to great for me,yet you must be mine !!I'm begging you to date with me!! It was part of Kuno's morining routine,obsesses about the pig-tailed girl,plot the death of Ranma,eat brunch,etc.Yet this morining something was amiss.There was no Brunch prepared by Sasuke.No,Sasuke was on an errand with Kodachi and had left money for takeout.This naturally left Kuno a little peeved. Kuno:Me,the great Tatewaki Kuno,order Takeout!!What a fool this mortal be!! Kuno sat their for awhile waiting for Sasuke to come home and cook him a meal,but hunger gets the better of him and he ruhes to the phone. Kuno:Hello,house of Ramen? Phone:Hello!You've reached the goddess technical help line!! Kuno:Umm,I'd like some Ramen delivered.. Phone:We will be there in just a moment to grant your access request. Kuno:Hello,i just want to have some Ramen!! At that moment strange light came out of the mirrior down the hall. Kuno goes down to investigate and sees a women come out of the mirror. BellDandy:Good Morining!What is your desire? Kuno: ***** Kuno is sitting in the family kitchen with Bell-chan looking at him. He stares across at her and ask's Kuno:Where's my Ramen? Bell-chan:I'm not a delivery girl,Kuno-sempai,i'm a goddess first class!! Kuno(shocked):How do you know my name,beautifull intruder? Bell-chan:You sigined your name on every picture of you in this house!! Kuno:Well,what is a goddess doing in my humble abode? Bell-chan:I'm here to grant you one wish , but only one wish!!And call me Belldandy please. Kuno: Bell-chan:No,Ranma did not send me here.I'm really here to grant you one wish!What will it be? Kuno:.... Bell-chan:Well,do have one wish? Kuno:....Eureka!!I have it ,the one thing in the world i don't have!! Bell-chan , i wish for the love the pig-tailed girl!!! Bell-chan:Hang on!! The room is suddenly full of energy as Bell-chan grants Kuno's wish. Kuno: ***** The room is filled with energy ,and it seems that the world it self will cease to be because of the power in the room.However the energy just fizzles away. Kuno:What?That's it!!!!? Bell-chan:Yep.What did you expect,the pig-tailed girl running into your arms right now? Kuno:Yes!That's what I expected!! Bell-chan:Than a love potion would work better. Kuno:Then give me a love potion!! Bell-chan:You didn't wish for a love potion,you wished for the love of the pigtailed girl,and you must earn true love. Kuno:And how do i earn her love? Bell-chan:By wooing her,and with my help i'll make you irrestible to all girls,then the pig-tailed girl will really love you and your wish will come true!! Kuno:Really!! Bell-chan:Trust me,I'm a goddess first class. Kuno: Bell-chan:So lets start training,we have a long way to go... Kuno:Yes,for at the end of this week the pig-tailed girl will be mine!! ****** End of Chapter 1! Stay tuned fo chapter 2-Love is in the air-The courtship of the pigtailed girl! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Hi there!!This is my first attempt at writing a Fan-fic and i hope it turned out well.If you have any comments ,suggestions,or criticism's please feel free to mail me at rbeaubien@bbs.sd68.nanaimo.bc.ca . Ja ne! Richard Beaubien Ah!!Ranma-sama??Chapter 2 Written by Richard Beaubien Inspierd by Ranma 1/2 and Ah!!Megami-sama!! Note <> are used to express characters thoughts **** It was pouring down rain . It was the kind of day you would not want to go outside , no matter what you have to do . But it was a school day , so the kid's of the Nermia area had to brave the rain . No problem , you'll just get a little bit wet , even if you have an umbrella , but no harm will come . Problem if your Ranma Saotome . This is the kind of day he really hates . Days like this make him wish he never went to china . Day's like this make him want to stay in bed . Unfortunetly , he must go to school . Akane:Hey Baka!!You could've brought an umbrella you know?! Ranma-chan:Hmph,a real man dosn't use an umbrella!! Akane:Well you look real manly now!!Hey there's Kuno-sempai.. Kuno , a man that either obsess's over Ranma-chan or want's to kill Ranma-kun (even though they are the same person) . Yet Kuno looked diffrent today . He wasn't carrying his sword , it looked like he was carrying a guitar . Kuno:Salutations Akane-kun and pig tailed girl. Ranma-chan and Akane:What do you want , Kuno-sempai? Kuno:What I've alway's wanted , the heart of the pig tailed girl , oh how beautifull she is . Yet her heart has avoided my grasp , but today TODAY her heart will be mine!! Ranma-chan:And how will you win my heart? Kuno:I shall win your heart with song!! Kuno begins to play his guitar , and out comes beautifull renditions of long songs . Songs so beautifull and meaingfull that a crowd of girls surronds Kuno , girls with love in their eye's . Even Akane is brought into Kuno musical spell . But the intended target of the sentious sernade had nothing but anger in her eyes . In fact the sernade worked on evry girl but Ranma-chan . Ranma was thinking "How could kuno play so well!?!" . Her eye's , however , missed the label on th guitar that read "Magical guitar, property of Yggdrasil system" . Kuno(ending his sernade):There pig tailed girl , how do you feel about me now? Kuno was answered with a swift kick to the head , followed by a series of punches which destroed Kuno's guitar . Ranma-chan stormed off into Furnikan high as the girls who listned to the sernade flocked to Kuno's aid . Akane too almost went to his side , but came to her senses and followed Ranma to class . ***** Belldandy:How did it go? Kuno:The music failed to win her heart . Belldandy: Kuno:What next? Belldandy:Well there is always .... ***** This was one of those day's for Ranma . Not only did Kuno embarrass him in front of everyone , but 30 minutes ago the roof above him sprung a leak . Also Akane seemed taken in by Kuno's sernade . Ranma-chan:Hey Baka!You looked almost taken in by Kuno's "singining"!! Akane:The music was good , that's all . I liked the music . Ranma-chan:Well I didn't know he could play the guitar. Akane:Neither did i ..... Just then a loud thump was heard against the side of the building . It was a ladder , and Kuno was climbin it to Ranma's class . Kuno:Oh there you are pigtailed girl!! Ranma-chan:Geez,don't you ever give up! Kuno:Alas I failed to win your heart with song , so allow me to win it with poetry!! Kuno broke into rhyme with all his heart . An rhyme of meaning and power that moved the girls of the class to tears . Even Akane was starting to cry . And after finishing a sonnet worth of Shakespear , Kuno was greated by Ranma-chan , greated with a kick that knocked off the ladder and down to the ground . So shocked were many of the girls that they jumped down to Kuno's aid . Akane even seemed shocked at Ranma's actions , till she came to her senses . Ranma-chan:Hey Akane , you all right ? Akane:That was a moving experience . Ranma-chan:Akane? Akane:.... ***** Belldandy:My Poem failed? Kuno:Yes , it failed . Belldandy:Hmm. Kuno:Yes , another failure with her . Belldandy:Maybe she just dosen't like you? Kuno:Dosen't like me!!!Me , Tatewaki Kuno , the blue thunder of Furniken . Thousand of women today flocked to my side , yet she didn't . This is just a ploy to get me to do more . It is a sign of true love , is it not?! Belldandy: Kuno:Are you listing to me , hello!? Belldandy:Yes , I hear you . Kuno , I must go out for a walk . Kuno:But you must help me!! Belldandy:Don't worry , when I return I'll have a fool proof plan!! ***** Ranma-chan:Jeez , Kuno was very persitant today . Akane:Yes , but it was different today . Ranma-chan:Different?! Akane:Yes, he did stuff that could actually win a girls heart . Ranma-chan:What!?Kuno?! Akane:Yes Kuno did . You wouldn't know about stuff like that since your a guy . Ranma-chan:Hmm,sound like you were taken in . Akane: Was not! I just like the quality of Kuno's work , That's all . Ranma_chan:Sure. Kasumi:Welcome Home , you two . Belldandy was observing the 3 girls from outside the Tendo's yard . The plan was simple , find out what the pigtailed girl likes , and devise a plan to win her heart . Coming into the house was a man and a Panda . That's weird , Belldandy thought . Most family's don't have a pet panda . Soun:Hello Ranma , Akane . Ranma-chan:Hey dad , give me some hot water. Genma:[Here son] Belldandy was at first puzzled than shocked . In front of here eyes that girl turned into a guy . So shocked was Belldandy that she fell into the Tendo's pond . Soun:Huh? Kasumi:It came from the pond. Everyone ran to the pond to see a girl drag herself out of it . Belldandy:Hello , I'm the goddess Belldandy!! End of Chapter 2 ***** Hi there!!This is my first attempt at writing fan fic and I hoped you enjoyed the second chapter of Ah!!Ranma-sama?? . Thanks to everyone who sent me their comments . Comments are welcome at rbeaubien@bbs.sd68.nanaimo.bc.ca . Ja ne! Richard Beaubien Ah!!Ranma-sama??Chapter 3[fan fic] Written by Richard Beaubien Inspired by Ranma 1/2 and Ah!!Megami-sama!! Note:<> are used to express characters thoughts [] are used to show Panda's sign **** Belldandy:Hello, I'm the goddess Belldandy. Soun:A Goddess? Belldandy:Yes,I'm a goddess.I work for the Relief Goddess office. Genma:[May I ask why you are here?] Belldandy:Here you go Mr Panda , have a nice stick of Bamboo. Belldandy gives Genma a stick of Bamboo she genrates out of thin air , and watches as Genma devours it. Genma:[Thanks!!] Belldandy:Look at him eat it up!!Well anyway , I'm here to fullfill a wish someone... Ranma-kun:A wish , you mean you could cure me?!! Belldandy:I'm not here to grant a wish , I'm here to make a wish come true. Ranma-kun:Oh... Akane:So who's wish are you making come true? Belldandy:Kuno's wish , so you over there ,turn back into a girl right now. Ranma-kun:Change back into a girl?You mean Kuno's wish is ... Belldandy:Kuno's wish is for the love of the Pig-tailed girl. At that moment Ranma fainted . Akane rushed to his side while Belldandy looked perplexed . Belldandy:Huh,what's wrong? Soun:We need to talk. **** For 30 minutes Belldany listined to Ranma and Genma's story of their fatefully journey to Jusenkyo . She also listined to Soun's heartfelt story of the engagement of Ranma and Akane . And after Soun passed out from crying , Belldandy had a look of sorrow on her face . Akane:So you see how Kuno's wish can't be granted . Belldandy:I see. Ranma-kun:Man is that jerk Kuno gonna get it!! Akane:So what ar you gonna do know Belldandy? Belldandy:I'm sorry , but i have to make sure Kuno's wish comes true . Ranma-kun:WHAT!!!!!!!! Belldandy:The force of the wish binds me here until it is granted , and the force of the wish forces me to help him win your heart . Ranma-kun:NO!!NO!!NO!!Not more of Kuno's sernading!! Akane:So it was you who helped Kuno do that Romantic stuff. Belldany:Yes it was me.I'm so sorry I put you through that Ranma-kun. Ranma-kun(Yelling):You have to do something , you know i'm never gonna love him!!!But now he's gonna hit on me forever!! Akane:Show some sympathy for Belldandy!!She's gonna have to stay with him forever , which is not pleasent . Belldandy:I can consult a friend to see what I can do . Maybe there is a way out of this mess... Belldandy slowly walks away while Soun is losing another game of Gau against Genma . When Belldandy turns the corner Ranma asks to talk to her. Ranma-kun:Belldandy , i was wondering if you could lift my curse . Belldandy:I'm sorry, the power that I have can not cancel out the force behind the Jusenkyo curse. Ranma-kun:Well, than i was wondering if you could write a love poem for me to say to Akane? Belldandy:Look Ranma, the best way to make Akane know that you love her is to make a poem from your heart. Ranma-kun:Are you sure? Belldandy:Trust me I love all the poems my boyfriend wrote. Ranma-kun:Well okay... **** Akane was sitting on her bed wondering how Ranma will handle this situation . She was also wondering when Kuno will try to win her hand to.So deep in thought was Akane that she failed to see the ladder being moved to her window. Ranma-kun:Hey Akane!!You there? Akane:Ranma , What do you want ? Ranma-kun:Oh nothing,I just wanted to climb a ladder , that's all. Akane:Oh that's nice . Ranma-kun:Well , I do want to read this peom I wrote . Akane: Poem??? **** Belldandy(over a telephone):What!?A bug in the Yggsdrail system sent me here? Urd(over a telephone):Yep, that's what Skuld said . Belldandy:That explains why I was sent to Kuno's house. Urd:Well,since it was a bug that sent you there , the system will be satsified if you get Ranma to say he loves Kuno. Belldandy:I don't know , this sounds too easy . Urd:Well Kuno's a jerk and he doesn't deserve to have a wish granted . Belldandy:Okay , I'll see if it works. **** Ranma had just finished reading the most awfull love poem in history . A poem that was vastly inferior to the one Kuno read . Yet it seemed Akane liked it more than Kuno's poem. Akane:That was beautfull. Ranma-Kun:Really , It was beautifull...(The ladder Ranma is on starts to fall) Ranma-kun:Ahhh!!! Akane:Ranma!!! Ranma-kun:Ouch!! Akane(Jumping down to Ranma):Are you all right? Ranma-kun:Yes,I'm all right. Akane:Ranma...(She leans forward to kiss him as it starts to rain) Akane:Huhh Ranma-chan:Akane... Akane:Uhhh..... Belldandy(turning the corner):There you are . Come with me , I may have a way out of this mess **** Ranma-chan:What, say I love Kuno!!Are you nuts!! Belldandy:It's the only way the system will accept the wish as granted. Ranma-chan:And if I refuse to go along? Belldandy:Than i'll keep helping Kuno until he win's your heart. Ranma-chan:But that means he'll be courting me forever!! Belldandy:Yep. Ranm-chan:.........Okay I'll do it. Belldandy:Okay , will organize everything for a secluded area . **** Kuno:She'll do it !!Really is she gonna do it?!! Belldandy:Yes , it's in the secluded park at 9:00 pm . Kuno:Yes , finally she is mine!! Belldandy:So I'll see you after 9:00. Kuno:See you!!(Belldandy leaves)Hmm, maybe I should get some food delievered. ***** Ranma-chan: Kuno:Pigtailed girl?Oh pig tailed girl? Ranma-chan(softly):Over here. Kuno: Oh it's true , you really do love me !!Today is the greatest day of my life!! Ranma-chan:Yeah,Yeah.Well Imight as well get this over with Kuno... Delievery Girl:Nihao!! Kuno:Ah here's our food. Over here !! Ranma-chan:Shaaampoo! Shampoo:You order Ramen? Kuno:Yes , me and my girlfriend did. Ranma-chan:Ahh....Shampoo....ahh,it's...ahhhh!!! End of Chapter 3 **** Hello , and i hoped you enjoyed the third chapter of Ah!!Ranma-sama?? . Comment are always welcome at rbeaubien@bbs.sd68.nanaimo.bc.ca Future projects include:Chapter 4 of Ah!!Ranma-sama??(the final one for part 1),Kasumi Ninja,Ranma1/2:Multiple personalties. Ja ne!! Richard Beaubien(Will give blood for anime) e-mail-rbeaubien@bbs.sd68.nanaimo.bc.ca Ah!!Ranma-sama?? Chapter 4 Written by Richard Beaubien Inspired by Ranma 1/2 and Ah!!Megami-sama?? Note:<> are used to express charcters thoughts **** Ranma-chan:Ahh!!Shampoo,it's not what it looks like , Really!! Kuno:Oh come on don't be shy , pig tailed girl , you were gonna admit your love for me today!! Ranma-chan:............ Shampoo:Me could understand you give love to Akane , Me could understand you give love to Ukyou , Me can not understand you giving love to him!!! Ranma-chan:Shampoo!!Listen , it's not what it looks like ... Shampoo:Shut up!!Prepare to die Ran... Kuno(shoving Ranma out of the way):You dare threaten my girlfriend , Well prepare to deal with the Blue Thunder , foolish mortal!! Ranma-chan: Shampoo:Very well, prepare to die(She jumps at him with a latern punch) Kuno(dodging Shampoo's attack):Heh, pathetic attack!!Prepare to taste my sword(Kuno slashes at her) Shampoo(dodging Kuno's attack):You just wait!!Me will get you!! Kuno:Heh, I'd like to see you try(hit by Shampoo's attack)Uhhh.... Shampoo:Heh,prepare to die!!!(Hits Kuno behind the bushes) Ranma-chan:What a moron... Shampoo:Now explain yourself Ran.... Kuno(jumps out from behind the bushes):Ha!!ha!!ha!!You thought me beaten fool!!Well prepare to taste my blade - strike-strike-strike **** It was a rather nice day for a walk . Belldandy was walking around the Nermia district . However , she wasn't enjoying the sights . No , she was more concerned about what was going on in the Park . She was about to turn the corner when she heard Kuno say... Kuno:Strike-strike-strike-strike Belldandy:Huh,whats going on? Kuno:Oh , Hi Belldandy(Ignoring Shampoo) Shampoo:An opening(drive's kuno into the ground) Kuno:...That didn't hurt curr!!(slashes at Shampoo) Belldandy(to Ranma):Whats going on? Ranma-chan:It's a long story. Belldandy:Well did you say I love you to Kuno? Ranma-chan:Nope . Shampoo intterrupted us before I could . Belldandy:Oh... Kuno:Ha,come and get it (throwen into wall hard by Shampoo) Uhh.. Nothing...can hurt me while the pig tailed girl!! Belldandy:He's not gonna last long,y-know? Ranma-chan(evil grin on her face):I know. Belldandy:You have to save him , so you can stop this insanity . Ranma-chan:Oh all right. Shampoo:Now i got you !! Kuno:I will get you (Ranma runs and picks up Kuno)Ah!! pig tailed girl yous saved me!! Ranma-chan:Shut up(Ranma goes into a sheltered alley) Ranma-chan:Now listen Kuno , I'm gonna say this once so listen up. Kuno:(holdin Ranma tightly)Yes tell me(spots a giant spatula behind Ranma's head)Hey , what's that!! Ranma-chan(turning around)Ukyou... Ukyou:You Hentai!!(Hit both them back into the park withe her spatula) Ranma-chan-Ouch(Kuno's unconicous)Kuno? Kuno:........... Ranma-chan(laughing)I love you Kuno!!! Kuno:...... Ranma-chan:Ha!!You unconcious Baka!! Belldandy:You did it , the wish has been fullfilled! Ranma-chan:Your kidding? Belldandy:No I'm not(pouring hot water over Ranma)Come on lets leave Ranma-kun:No , ther's one thing I must do , Kuno!! Kuno:... Ranma-kun:Die!!!(Throws him a few blocks ).There now we can go. **** Kuno:Owww, My head!!! Shampoo:Ther you are!! Kuno:Huh?? Shampoo:Die!!! Kuno:Oww!!That didn't hurt!!Oww!!That didn't hurt!! **** Akane:Nice to meet you Belldandy. Genma:[Yeah!Come back anytime] Belldandy:Thank you for showing me such nice hospitality Akane:Ranma.... Ranma-kun:Oh,Thanks for helping me get rid of Kuno , even though you started the problem Akane:Ranma!!(A big mallet hits Ranma on the head!!) Belldandy:..Well I'll be going now.Ja Ne!!(She disapears into a mirror) Genma:[Cool effect!!] Soun:Well Saotome , everthing is back to normal. Akane:You hentai(hits him with the mallet again) Gema:[Normal?] Nabiki(walking around the corner):Well as normal as it gets around here. **** End of Ah!!Ranma-sama??Part 1 Hello there !!Hope you enjoyed Part 1 of Ah!!Ranma-sama??.If you want a part 2 , please e-mail me . It's already in the planning stages (expect it to be released in september or earlier ) . As always , you can e-mail me with any comments on this piece of Fanfic Till next time!!! Ja ne!! Richard Beaubien(Will give blood for Anime) e-mail-rbeaubien@bbs.sd68.nanaimo.bc.ca