entropy@break.com.au (Stuart George)

          A bit of Ranma 1/2, Ah My Goddess! XoverFanFic
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                    Akanes Deleryium : Part 1


Hey up guys, this is a fanfic with a diff ;), mainly it contains
no mention of the word "mom", no dodgy yankanised spelling here!

As my first fanfic, give me comments, etc, else there wont be any
more.  ;) (Hey!  your not supposed to smirk!)

There is no set amount of parts, i have a very BASIC idea, how
long i drag it on for depends opon the alignment of the planets,
and amount of lust for the characters i have.


                     --/\-[ Disclaimer ]-/\--
 This fanfic is a conspiracy against you.  Every living being on
  the planet has signed an agreement to make your life a living
                              hell.

 If it degenerates into a lemon fanfic, then you know what kinda
                          mood I'm in ;)

    As an added bonus, it comes complete with weird spelling,
  unconventional use of words and total disreguard for grammer.

                            --=[*]=--


                            Copyright
 All appearances of other peoples characters are their property.



Takahashi keeps the Ranma folk
Fujishima has tabs on the Ah My Goddess crew
Moriyama concieved the Project A-Ko gang
Entropy is just the fly on the wall.


      And yeah, i have ozstraylienised the whole lot of em.

    "If you dont expect too much from me then you might not be
                          dissapointed"


For those of you who dont like my, ah, um, "style" of writting
well you can just sod off, its me, its how i write.  Take it or
leave it.

Last note, you may recognise the names, but with a lot of bad
luck I have totally screwed up their character.  ;)

I think that about covers it for any mistakes i could make.....


Entropy

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                         Akanes Deleryium
                                or
                  Crossover Into the Real World


                       --/\-[ Part 1 ]-/\--


Akane is sitting on her bed gazing out the window and thinks to
herself <A typical day in suburban Melbourne, its not sunny and
it definatley wont be today, its not raining but the clouds are a
definate shade of grey, and yes its cold, isnt it most of the
time?>

She pulled her knees up to her chin and curled some hair back
behind her left ear and harumphed a deep breath.

<It was all Ranma's fault.  I'm just another kawaikune girl, a
tomboy.  Eveyone had commented about my looks, Kuno only chases
my because he feels sorry for me, and Ryoga, he cant even look me
in the eye. God I'm ugly! and I dont need their pity either>

Akane lowers he feet to the floor and pulls a copy of Vogue into
her lap and stares at all that thick ugly makeup on the face of
Cindy Crawford  [df: Cindy puts on waaaaaay too much]

Kasumi enters with a creak of floorboards and goes to Akanes
closet for a rumage around.

"Oneesan?"

"Hai Akane?" turning her head to smile at her.
<What has Ranma done now? She looks so depressed> but aloud she
says "Whats got you so down Akane?"

"Do you really think I am a as uncute as Ranma says?"

Kasumi closes Akanes closet and turns around completely to face
her, frowning a little <Akane has never been so worried about her
looks before, they must have had a real bad fight this time>
Sitting down on the floral spread next to Akane, she puts her arm
around her shoulders "Of course not, everyone is pretty in their
own special way. And besides, since when did you seriously
consider what Ranma has to say."

Akane just looks down, that piece of hair coming out from behind
her left ear.

Kasumi gives Akane a quick study from head to toe. "You know what
your problem is dont you. You chi is out of balance."

"Yes, but am i ugly?" Akane pulls in a deep breath "Look at all
these women in here" she thrusts the Vogue into Kasumis' face
"They all have nice long hair, slim figure and ample breasts.
There is not a muscle on them"

"Stop this Akane! Your not ugly, Ranma only teases you because he
does not know how to act around you.  You have a slim figure and
there is nothing wrong with the size of your breasts.  A lot of
women would give their soul to look like you."

Akane looks back down thinking <Yeah sure they would, thats why
you didnt say anything about my cropped hair or my muscles>

Kasumi just shakes her head and gives Akane a pat on the back,
then leaves. <She will come to terms with who she is>

Akane goes on flipping through the pages of the Vogue magazine,
idly pauses to look at how beautiful and skinny all the women
are, taking in an ad that appears down towards the corner of the
page.


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[DF: Mara! who? well Ive seen her name as Mara, Maimer, Marller
     so.... she's from Ah My Goddess! if u r wondering, but I'm
     sticking with the name Mara, I like it better
     For those unfamiliar with the AMG world, Mara has a penchant
     for loving women, well, Belldandy actually]


Mara is sitting on the edge of the bed, firelight dances on the
pale skin of her back, she leans forward, arms stretched outwards
with her fingers interwoven and pulls the kinks out of her back.

[DF: Where looking from the back you hentai!, and no, we cant see
her creamy white butt, thats covered by the sheet thats gathered]

She pulls on a Front Line Assembly t-shirt over her head, shrugs
on her leather jacket and gets a compact from out of her pocket.
Flipping the compact open she takes out the little brush thingy
[DF: ;) I dunno what it is, I dont ware makeup! honest!]
swirls the padded end in the mixture and applies the ceremonial
purple warpaint onto her face that designates her as a Demoness
First class unlimited.

<Ah, the feelings of worthlessness hang thick in the air of that
wretched Tendo house!>

She flicks the hair from out of her jacket and turns the collar
up.

Mara screws up her pert little nose. <Eh? Akane? Hmmm, You were
not the one I suspected!  Ah Nabiki, another time maybe.> A most
wicked grin curls her mouth.

"Now Sayoko, its time for another visit!"


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"Kawaikune girl!"

"Hermaphrodite!"

"Butch Bitch!"

"Ranma no Baka!" Akane growled, whilst high-kicking the poor sod
through the roof of the dojo! his prone body launched high into
the stratosphere to plumet back through the hole he created opon
his exit to land at her foot.

Akane was standing in the middle of the dojo, her face red as a
rose, her leg was still pointed straight up into the air, and a
crumpled Ranma laying at her feet.

 erk.. "I love it. " sputter "when you do that" with that he
blushed bright red.  (Akane STILL had her leg pointed straight up
in the air)

"Aieee HENTAI!" she screamed (realising that she shouldnt have
high kicked him when wearing a dress), bringing her leg down and
catching him with the heel of her foot right between the eyes.

<Happosai is right, it is worth dying for just to get a peek at
her nickers!> Ranma thought, then realised he was thinking about
Akanes nickers, looeses conciousness.

Akane stommped off <kawaikune girl! butch! I will show him I can
look pretty and femanine too>


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"Why should I do what you say Mara!" It was not a question.
Sayoko, radiant and beautiful as ever was tired of Mara not
following through with her promises.

"Because this time, Belldandy will leave for good. We made a deal
remember. I said I would help get rid of Belldandy for you if you
helped me."

"I remember, I helped you, and Belldandy is still here"

"Ah, but this time, I can get rid of her for good. All we have to
do is make Keiichi fall out of love with her"

"Gee, havnt we tried to do that before?"

Sayoko shifted, her wait from one leg to the other, clearly not
amused at Maras presence in her life again.

"Yes, but we used the wrong bait. You Sayoko, were not good
enough to entice Keiichi away from here, but now, I have all the
ingrediants for chaos in my palm! HAhahaahah"

There was a loud harumph.

"What will you use for bait this time? There is noone better than
me for Keiichi" <The Nerve of this woman> thought Sayoko.

"Ha, easy, for some reasone even God doesnt know, Akane Tendo is
a guy magnet. All we have to do is get them two together. Then
Belldandy will have no reason to stay anymore."

"Hmmm" Sayoko takes it all in <Why is it that the really simple
plans never ever work out?>


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Urd is laying on a couch, there seems to be warm sunlight comming
from all directions. She is wearing a swimsuit that makes her
shape more pronounced than the plastic little gang in swimsuits.

In a pool of water (with several yellowy-white frangapani flowers
floating around) the image of Ranma starring straigt up Akanes dress
is visable on the surface.

<Those two will never work out together> thought Urd.

"Not If i get my way" whispered a voice.

Urds body stiffened "Alright comeout now!" she demanded, and with
that her hed jerked backwards as a hand appeared covering her
mouth, the other hand appearing to give her right breast a gentle
squeeze.

"Chotto abunai ne Urd?" as one body disipitated while the other
body took on a new disguise.


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Akane stood out the front of the Norne temple, and glanced at the
add in Vogue magazine

"
        We can solve all your problems, at little charge.

                      This months Special :

               Curing Feminazis of mad cows disease!
                                &
           Puting the 'femanine' back into the female!


                  Half price this month only for

                         Curing Cuteness!
                                &
                     Castration of Home Boys!


             Come see Urd, Love goddess of Yggdrasil.
                 She can solve all your problems.
"
Then in very very very very tiny writting (that Akane cannot
read)

      "Urd is not responsible for any problems she creates"


Akane paused before ringing the brass bell. Pushing the bell the
thought <Ranma needs to learn who he truly loves> crosses her mind.
Hmph! she pushed the button and held her finger down with a little
more force and continued to hold the button down until the door
opened.

"Hello and welcome the Morisato residence" beamed a young and
gorgeous looking girl with raven hair. "You may call me Skuld"
she said grabbing Akane by the arm.

"Urd.... Urd! customer!" screamed Skuld, leading Akane down the
hallway.

"So what can I do for you today Miss ?"

"Akane. You can call me Akane" she said meekly.

"Ms Akane, then"

A blood curdling scream rocketed through the air followed by a
sharp "te he. hehehehe"

"Never mind that Akane, but we are having a hard time curing Ms
C-Ko of her terrible disease.  Errm" Skuld whipped out her
Nanotech Problem Atomizer mk 2, which resembled something from
ghost busters, complete with flashing lights and little wings
that rose from out of the side and emmited a whiny droning noise.

"I think you would like some femininity. Hai?"

"Hai" she mumbled.  <This is stupid. I should not have come here>

"No, you are not stupid Akane Tendo, one goes to great lengths to
entrap the soul of a loved one" <Ah Belldandy, I cannot feel you
in this house. Where are you hiding?>

Akane looked up, shocked at the beauty that stood before her.
Very long white hair, tanned skin, ample cleavage, green eyes.
She sighed again, looking down at her feet.

Urd smiled, a big toothy smile at the down turned Akane.


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         Erk! all flames to Entropy <entropy@mpx.com.au>

Comming Attractions :
Skuld vs Nene : Part 1
        I have an idea kicking around for Skuld to meet Nene in
a technological showodown that kills of Skuld and puts Nene in
charge of running the Yggdrasil computer system. Doh! shit, just
gave away the plot! ah, but will that really happen? Will the the
lawnmowerman intervene for his beloved Nene? Who knows, only my
imagination and amount of boredom on the train will tell!

Akanes Deleryium : Part 2
        Was part 1 the end of the story?  What has Urd been doing
behind the scenes? Who exactly is she trying to pair up.  Her
duty is to get couples togther no matter who or how its done.....
But what will those consequences be?  And what affect will Sayoko
have on Ranma? Will Belldandy steal the heart of another?
Muwhahahahaaaa. What affect will an evil C-Ko have on the story?
(Apparently nothing, extracting the cuteness gland is nigh on
impossible ;)


                A bit of Ranma 1/2, Ah My Goddess! XoverFanFic
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                           Akanes Delerium : Part 2

         Here's part 2, and yes, I spelled delerium right this time!

Reasons for being late, first and foremost, exams! ;( and second,
my change in service providers. Do not send mail to my old "entropy@mpx"
address but to my "entropy@break.com.au" one

                           --/\-[ Disclaimer ]-/\--
       This fanfic is a conspiracy against you.  Every living being on
     the planet has signed an agreement to make your life a living hell.


      The spelling and grammer is totally ass up because I'm a coder, a
                programmer, and we dont use "normal" words. ;)


                                  --=[*]=--


                                  Copyright
       All appearances of other peoples characters are their property.



Takahashi has to put up with the Ranma folk in her head.
Fujishima created the Ah! My Goddess crew in a fit of cuteseness.
Entropy is just the fly on the wall, reeling off his standard crud.


   "If you dont expect too much from me then you might not be dissapointed"


Ugh, coz someone asked, well the [DF:...] bits in part 1 were me, not
someone else, DF is the initials of my more often used handle, which you
do not need to know.


Entropy

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                               Akanes Delerium

                           ---/\--[ Part 2 ]--/\---

   or (more booring crud written during another cobol programming lecture)

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  Sayoko pulled on a very pretty dress over her head, it was white and
decorated with pinky red flower blossoms.  Standing in front of a mirror
her eyes flicked accross shoulders and chest, then with a hand on each
shoulder she adjusted how the dress sat.  Humming to herself she wound a
white ribbon into a bow, high up on the back of her head which left her
long black hair hanging down her back instead of all over her shoulders.
<You'd better be right this time Mara> she thought.  She stepped out into
the warm sunshine, heading off towards another part of Tokyo.


  Fingertips breifly touch the surface of the water, the ripples sending
the frangipani flowers outwards while the picture of Akane meeting with Urd
dissovles into Sayoko.  <Now Sayoko, if you can only use that same zeal on
Ranma as you use it on Keiichi>


"You've really gone and done it now baka!" Sweating, Ranma stopped
practicing his moves, surprised at the very unexpected outburst from
Kasumi.
"Huh?" <More trouble.  Now what did I do?>
"You are a stupid fool Ranma Saotome, never do you stop to think about
others, its always you, you, you, if its not your stomach thats in control
of your mind, your mouth is working overtime."
"Is that you in disguise Nabiki?" Kasumi was flustered, she had worked
herself up into such a state that she could no longer contain herself.
"For the whole time you have been living within this house you have not
grown up one inch, always you fight with Akane and I've tollerated it for
long enough, she left here this morning crying because of you."

  Ever so slowly Kasumi had backed Ranma up, stedily making their way
across the floor of the dojo, her face getting redder and redder.
"Er..  eh, um, well, now hang..." Ranmas mind was backpeddeling faster than
his body was <Gotta escape, an excuse!  Thats what I need a really good,
plausible excuse> "My womanly side gets jelouse of Aka..." Kasumis rage
pushes her on;
"Time and time again you argue and fight, but it has to end.  I will talk
to father, your engagement will be dissolved, for when I withold my
cooking, He will see reason." A very dangerous glint appeared in her eye,
and she made damn sure Ranma saw it too.  Ranma didnt know what to do, this
was not the quiet, reserved woman he knew.  before he could utter a word
she'd spun on her heel and bounced out of the dojo saying "right now, I
must prepare lunch."
"Oh My!" was all he could muster <Just greaaaaat, Now I have to get back
into the good books with not one, but two women.  Is life never all ramen
and training?>


  Skuld pushed her glasses up the bridge of her nose with her forefinger and
rested her hammer over her shoulder.  "squeek" <Hmmmmm> then stepped into the
glowing bathtub.


"Oh!  hello little girl, are you lost?"
"Oh!  No, I'm not a little girl, and I' not lost.  This is where I'm meant
to be, do you mind if I stay for lunch?  I'm"
"Of course, your hungry.  I bet you would like some ice cream yes?"
"Oh!  Yes, please!"

Skuld settled herself down at the table next to Soun, with Kasumi and
Genma.  Kasumi sucked in a breath just as Genma tried to eat an entire bowl
of ramen in one go "I'm not going to cook for you anymore!  Nor will Nabiki
supply you with money to buy your food with!  You will call Akanes
engagement off right this instant" her face is going betroot red.  Genma is
weeping hysterically, and Soun, well Souns bottom jaw is laying on the
floor.  Kasumi rounds on Genma "And you!  oh how I will deal with you and
the way you bring up your son." she pokes a finger into his flabby arm
"I've had a very long chat with Nodoka about a certain Ranko and you two,
and she has given me permission to exact honor in her name, I am now her
adopted daughter, so her honor falls to me" Genma chokes on a rice grain!,
and scampers off faster than anyone, after all he was using happousai's
secret chi technique of turning your chi into rocket fuel.  "Genma dont
leave me!" (We see Soun, waving his arms wildly, running off, chasing a
trail of dust and clouds down the street, with his go board gripped tightly
in one fist.)  "Is your house always this active?  I mean, they looked very
upset at your decision...."

  "Oh Toshi...." a musical voice whispered "Toshiiiiii"
Snort, suck "wha whuzzit ha...  aaahhhhhh" <damn, who woke me up?  right
when I was just about to go down> "Toshiiiiii" <on> "*TOSHI*" <bel....>
"What?" he bellowed looking round his empty room "First" came the voice
"wipe that drool off the corner of your mouth, there are sweeter, tighter
prizes to be won than Belldandy" "NOOOOO!  Never, whoever you are,
Belldandy will be my ultimate cherry pop." "Oh you fool boy, there exists a
woman that many more men have lusted after when compared to Belldandy."
Toshi shakes his head <Hmmmm, this is doubtful, Belldandy is so sweet, so
curvy of body, so> "TOSHI" is punched into his ear, as well as having some
black lightening fall opon his head "There are greater cherries to be
popped" The voice quietens down to a whisper level (that we cant hear) and
an evil cherry hungry mouth works into an even hungrier grin.


  "Now in order to become femenine, first you must dress like me" she says
Akane is looking very embarassed "and you must be submissive, and you must
learn to cook, and you must" <geez, this woman must be living in the dark
ages> she thinks <why should I play house with such a baka like Ranma, it
would change nothing, he still wont like me, my cooking is poison, my looks
are that of an uncute tomboy, my....> akane looses herself in her own
depression when a giggle cuts her short "Whats so funny?" Akane demands
<Now even she is making fun of me, why dont I just crawl away and die>
"Die?  Die!  who said death was an option for you?" <she read my mind!>
Akane looks very sheepish "How do you expect me to do and be all these
things that I'm not?  You want me to learn cooking, you want me to wear
pretty clothes, you want me to wear makeup, you want me to putout, you want
me to do this, you want me to do that, make up your mind" Mara (still
disguied as belldandy remember ;) facefaults <Now she decides that she is
who she is?  Why now?  My plans will be ruined unless...  Unless> but the
frown lines turn to happy lines [DF: Happy lines?] "Well if thats how your
going to behave in my temple, leave now you ungrateful, uncute, muscley
tomboyish cow" Akane runs sobbing out of the temple, and blindly down the
windy Tokyo streets smack bang into Toshi.

  Toshi walks down the pavement, casually kicking a stone along, one hand
in his pocket [DF: Jingling change maybe?  Then again maybe not] of his
expensive Italian suit when he is suddenly stampeded by an unruly commoner
<and a its a guy too!> "How..." he begins <dare you....  its HER!> his face
lights up <Exactly as she was described to me> (Flashback....  "Now Toshi,
this woman, she disguises herself as uncute, and is as strong as a boy, but
this is a ruse, she only pretends, woo her heart while she acts like this
and she will turn into a beautiful flower, and you must like her cooking,
be forewarned, even you Toshi, may not survive that, but if you do, she
will be yours"....)
  "I'm so sorry, really I am, its just, a lot of things have happened
today" she says between sniffing and blowing her nose.  (We hear Toshi's
mide ticking over) <1.  Remove current boyfried, 2. Stepin and fill the
void, 3. Pop Cherry> Toshi smiles, "Ah fair damsel, allow me to escort you
home, We dont want some unscrupulous fellow to take advantage of you in
your current state of mind, and please, call me Toshi."
"Th-Thank-nk you Toshi, I'm Akane" <Such a charming man> [DF: eeheheheheheh]
"Tell me why your crying, as a man of many, and great means, I may be able to
help you"  Akane tells Toshii how she gets treated by Ranma, and her life in
general.  "I know how you feel, growing away from someone you thought you
loved, I have just been dumped by my girlfriend Belldandy, she didnt like
cooking for me, I really love homecooked food, and well, things just didnt
work out" Toshi, arm in arm with Akane, escorts her down the path, past
Furinkan High, suddenly a very large mob of male hormones comes bowling
towards them, vairous shouts can be heard "Akane, marry me...  Akane is
mine you swine...  I will have Akane, not you...." <The voice was right,
Akane must indeed be quite a prize if such a mob would lust after her,
looking and acting the way she does...  I must woo her, for her cheery
doth need to be popped, and who better to popeth than I?> Akane sneezes.
"Ranma never liked my cooking, but....  If you would let me, I'd like to make
you something to eat when we get to my house, fo-for-or being so kind to me."
"I'd be delighted Akane, thank you very much" <Fill that void boy, fill dat
void, now I must master my stomach juices for the upcomming torture>


"Ohh a cat, a cat, get it off me, geddit off meeee" Sayoko whined.  Ranma,
with his distaste for cats, didnt want to go near her.  "Here I'll help"
interjected Happousai, knocking the cat away and attaching himself to
Sayoko's breasts "Ohh a hentai, a hentai, get it off me, geddit of meeee" she
screeched, Ranma, feeling in a somewhat happy mood punted Happousai into
orbit "Leave her alone you hentai" "Oh thank you mighty warrior, for saving
my body from being ravished by that hentai" (A circle of light spins around
the outher edge of her iris, and dissapears) <Eh, wow a feminine girl,
finally, and one who can't protect herself!  Am I truly free of my curse
today?> "You look like you need a big strong guy to protect you from hentai
like him.  I'm hungry, lets go to get some pizza" "But ofcourse, you
must be hungry after all that exercise" <Flattery goes along way> she gives
him one of her million dollar smiles [DF: Ah, I kinda liked her, so I'm
biased ;] and takes him by the arm.


"Are you sure about this Urd?"
"For the last time Keiichi, trust me"
<Sure..... I remember what you said about recharging Bellchans lifeforce,
and how you tried to get me to make love to you>
"Relax, I know what I'm doing" whirrrr, bing, *ping* "Oooops"


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The worst part of this fanfic is that I've put in WAAAAY too many
characters to keep track of, I got to the end and realised I'd forgot to
put in certain people.......

End of part 2, and well, there will be one more part, prolly bout as long
as part 1 and 2 combined [heh, well, if i'm lucky] as everything will be
resolved as i see fit to resolve it.  My next fanfic will be completly done
before I post it, as I wont post one bit, before having done the next bit.
For myself, I'm sick of all this Ranma shit, and want something different,
I wish people knew of more than one manga\anime.....  Time maybe to write
some 3x3 Eyes or some Stainless Steel Armadillo.....