=========================================================================== BBS: Anime Central Date: 04-17-95 (01:38) Number: 3733 From: DAVID WILLS Refer#: NONE To: ALL Recvd: NO Subj: GOTG part 3?!? 4/6 Conf: (82) Anime --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Continued from previous message) Alano! The mod Nods as One. Alano: The location is... With a tremendous KABLOUIE!!! Alano explodes. Umino BIG sweat drops. Amano: Brother Umino! I have the location! Umino: Excellent! What is it? Amano: The Tsukino residence. At those words, everyone in the room looks up. Group: USAGI-CHAN'S HOME!!!!!! Withing 2 seconds, Umino and Amano are left alone in the room. Umino: Right. USGAI-CHAN!!!!!! Umino and Amano disappear in a puff of smoke. The BGM fades out... The new scene...Usagi's bedroom. Usagi, Rei, Ami, Makoto, Minako, and Naru are scattered around the room, in their pajama's. Luna and Artemis are there too, staring at Usagi's large collection of stuffed animals. Luna (very quietly): Those things give me the creeps... Artemis (quietly back): No kidding. Is that lion new? Artemis points to a small stuffed lion, with a brown frill-like mane. Luna (giving it a closer look): Now that I look at it...must be. (Shrugs) Ugly too. Both cats turn away at the sound of a particularly large CRASH from the direction of the girls. As they do so, the lion sticks its tongue out at them...then the entire pile explodes outwards, revealing four long, lovely legs. All 6 girls: Wha...wha...wha... Kei: We're from the Worlds Work Welfare Association. I'm Kei, she's Yuri. Yuri: We're the Lovely Angels. And we're here to terminate you. All 6 girls: WHAT?!?!?!? Kei and Yuri raise their guns, Naru faints, and Usagi begins to cry. Close up of Kei and Yuri's fingers tightening, and then... With a flash, a rose embedds itself in the carpet in front of Kei and Yuri. Familiar, semi-spanish sounding BGM begins to play. Tuxedo Kamen (who else): I'm sure you two lovely ladies can find something better to waste your energy on. And...take heart, Sailor Moon! (He leaps out the window) Ha-hahahahaha...! HAH-HAHAHAH(sickening thud) IIIEEEIIEEEOOOOWWOWOWOWOW!!! Kei and Yuri look after him, eyes starry. Kei and Yuri: Handsome.... Usagi & Co: TUXEDO KAMEN!!! Luna leaps forwards, a determined look on her face. Luna: Hayaku! Sailor Moon! Usagi: Un! MOON PRISM POWER...MAKE UP!!! For the next minute and a half, the girls transform... Kei (yawning): Are you QUITE finished yet? Sailor Moon: E...hai... Yuri: Thank you. Now...So! The senshi reveal themselves! Well, this is where it ends! Sailor Moon: I'll end this in one shot...MOON TIARA...ACTION!!! 27 seconds later... The tiara flys past Yuri who ducks to the right, turns around, and flies past Kei, who ducks left. Both look quite surprised. Kei: What the hell... Sailor Moon: WAAAAH!!!! Now what?! Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Venus all look at each other. Those 4: IKUZO! Sailor Venus (Pulling out a cresent-shaped compact and opening it): CRESENT...BEAM!!! Blinding rays of light shine from the compact and strike Kei and Yuri in the eyes. Kei: Wh...what? Sailor Venus (smirks): You didn't do your homework! I'm also...(a mere 23 seconds of silly posing) Code Name Sailor V! Yuri: C...Curse you... Sailor Venus: Get them! Sailor Mars: SOUL...FIRE!!! Sailor Jupiter: SUPREME...THUNDER!!! Sailor Mercury: SHABON...SPRAY!!! Kei and Yuri get a royal pasting as they're alternately fried, zapped, and deep-froze. When the dust settles, Kei and Yuri are lying in rubble, eyes swirling. The 4 senshi: Yatta! Moon:Arigato, minna-san! Artemis: Don't be too hasty, look! The 5 look to where Kei and Yuri are slowly getting up... Yuri: Okay...NOW you've made us REALLY angry! Kei (pulling an absurdly large gun from nowhere at all): NOW you're gonna get it... (Continued to next message) --- FLAME v1.0/b * Origin: FULL Service eSoft Dealer For Over 9 Years! 508.429.8385 (1:322/360)