With Over Two Million Viewers, Season Finale Marks Significant Double Digit Increases Across All Key Demos

NEW YORK – November 19, 2008 – The season finale of Bravo’s watercooler sensation “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” was the highest rated “Real Housewives” franchise telecast ever in all demographics, according to Nielsen Media Research. Last night’s episode posted a 2.02 household coverage rating, garnering 1.68 million adults 18-49 and 2.21 million total viewers, up 51 percent among adults 18-49 (vs. 1.11 million) and up 48 percent among total viewers (vs. 1.499 million), compared to the prior week’s episode. The season finale was also the No. 1 cable telecast for the day among adults 18-49 and the No. 1 cable telecast in prime among adults 18-34.

“The Real Housewives of Atlanta” is Bravo’s highest rated freshman series since “Queer Eye.” The series’ first season was also the second highest rated “Real Housewives” season ever, behind only season three of “The Real Housewives of Orange County.” The full season of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” averaged 990,000 adults 18-49 and 1.312 million total viewers. Online, the series’ site surpassed all previous “Real Housewives” seasons and series, earning 18.6 million page views and 2.34 million video streams – BravoTV.com’s best ever video streams for a premiere series.

Bravo viewers get an extra dose of drama when their favorite southern gals reunite for an explosive reunion special, hosted by Bravo programming executive Andy Cohen, on Tuesday, November 25 at 9 p.m. ET/PT. In “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” reunion special, find out what really went down in Hotlanta, as tensions mount between the ladies and accusations fly. Will NeNe and Kim patch up their friendship? Will Sheree and NeNe ever be friends and what really went on during the much talked about catfight between Lisa and Kim? For a preview of the reunion special, please visit BravoTV.com – http://video.bravotv.com/player/?id=838261 and http://video.bravotv.com/player/?id=838262.

“Spaceman” Sam Tyler continues to unearth musical gems from the ’70s like these featured on this week’s episode of “Life on Mars,” entitled “The Man Who Sold the World,” airing THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 20 (10:01-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.

SONG   -  ARTIST

“Everything I Own”  -  Bread
“Reelin’ in the Years”  -   Steely Dan
“Life on Mars” -   David Bowie
“Spaceman”  -  Harry Nilsson

Catch all the greatest hits from 1973 on “Life on Mars Radio” on ABC.com.

“Life on Mars” stars Jason O’Mara as Detective Sam Tyler, Harvey Keitel as Lieutenant Gene Hunt, Michael Imperioli as Detective Ray Carling, Gretchen Mol as Annie Norris and Jonathan Murphy as Detective Chris Skelton.

Season Three of the Emmy Award-Winning Online Experience Brings Fans Deeper into the World of “Heroes”

BURBANK, Calif. – November 19, 2008 – NBC.com has launched a new, exclusive interactive story for the third season of “Heroes: Evolutions,” the Emmy award winning digital extension of the popular series. Called “Friend or Foe,” the new feature allows users to explore on-air plot lines and engage with characters and other players. The announcement was made by Vivi Zigler, President, NBC Universal Digital Entertainment.

“We couldn’t have asked for a better show to work with than ‘Heroes,” said Zigler. “The depth and quality of the content allows us to constantly push the envelope and expand the ‘Heroes’ universe, giving the fans the best possible experience.”

“Friend or Foe” is a look into the “Heroes” world where both Primatech and Pinehearst are hiring contractors with expertise in intelligence, law enforcement and military operations to stay ahead of the rapidly escalating crisis seen on-air. As the series and the interactive story unfold throughout the season, the contractors play an increasingly critical role in the events occurring across the world. “Friend or Foe” lets fans be one of those contractors and blurs the lines between on-air and online. Each week users are presented with a new chapter in the ongoing interactive story. They must decide which contracts to pursue, which methods to use and whom they can trust. Ultimately, users will be able to shape their own stories online through their choices.

NBC.com, the Emmy Award-winning broadcast network website, is a leading online and mobile destination for television and interactive entertainment. With both derivative and web-exclusive programming, NBC.com pioneered the “360″ experience with “Heroes 360,” which gave viewers a way to extend their entertainment experience beyond the broadcast, and the first weekly social networking experience attached to a primetime entertainment program with “Dunder Mifflin Infinity.” The site offers full episode streaming of many NBC Entertainment shows as well as short clips, interactive games and social networking, including user-generated content. NBC.com continually develops new ways for consumers to experience entertainment content on both existing and emerging platforms. The site is the recipient of multiple Emmy and Webby awards for its content and applications. Please log on to www.nbc.com to learn more.

Newsmagazine Scores Best Ratings in Nearly a Decade and Is the

Number-One Program on Television for the Second Consecutive Week

Interview Posts All-time Highs on CBSNews.com’s 60 MINUTES Web site

60 MINUTES drew 25.1 million viewers last Sunday, the largest audience among all the programs on television so far this season.  The audience was 60 MINUTES’ largest in nearly a decade and the program posted its best delivery in the key demographics in almost nine years.

The television event of the season, featuring the first post-election interview with President-elect Obama and his wife, Michelle, was also a hit across all CBS digital platforms. The 60 MINUTES Web site on CBSNews.com (www.cbsnews.com/60minutes) drew the most video streams and page views since the Web site was created. In addition to the Web, CBS Mobile saw five times more people view highlights of the interview on their mobile phones than average.  The interview was available online shortly after the on-air broadcast concluded.

Sunday’s television broadcast propelled 60 MINUTES into Nielsen’s number-one spot for the second straight week. The last time 60 MINUTES ranked first in-season on consecutive weeks were the weeks ending Dec. 27, 1992 and Jan. 3, 1993.

60 MINUTES delivered a 15.1/23 with 25.10m viewers, 8.1/18 in adults 25-54 and 6.3/16 in adults 18-49.  This is 60 MINUTES’ best households and viewers deliveries since January 17, 1999 and best adults 25-54 and adults 18-49 performances since January 9, 2000.

The record broadcast continues a stellar season for 60 MINUTES, which is celebrating its 40th anniversary and remains one of the most successful programs in television history.  So far this season, the program has made Nielsen’s weekly top 10 list five out of eight weeks.

Season to date, 60 MINUTES is averaging 15.7 million viewers, up 12 percent over last season.  It is also up 9 percent in households, with 10.0 rating and 16 share.   The broadcast ranks 9th on Nielsen’s Top 10 list in both viewers and households.

01 THRU   121 (OUT OF   121 PROGRAMS)
DAYPART: PRIMETIME MON-SUN
FROM 09/22/08 THROUGH 11/16/08
REGULAR PROGRAMS
LIST RANKED BY: VIEWR   2+  (000)

                                   VIEWR  VIEWR 

RANK                                2+     2+   

                                   (000)   RTG  

-----                             ------ ------ 

    1   CSI                        21110    7.3 

    2 * DANCING WITH THE STARS     19340    6.7 

    3   NCIS                       18650    6.4 

    4 * GREY'S ANATOMY-THU 9PM     17700    6.1 

    5 * DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES       17280    6.0 

    6   MENTALIST, THE             16730    5.8 

    7 * DANCING W/STARS RESULTS    16500    5.7 

    8   CRIMINAL MINDS             16160    5.6 

    9   60 MINUTES                 15750    5.4 

   10   NBC SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL  15580    5.4 

   11   CSI: MIAMI                 14580    5.0 

   12   TWO AND A HALF MEN         14570    5.0 

   13   CSI: NY                    14520    5.0 

   14   SURVIVOR: GABON            13630    4.7 

   15   HOUSE                      13570    4.7 

   16   WITHOUT A TRACE            12680    4.4 

   17   OT, THE                    12600    4.3 

   18   AMERICA'S GOT TALENT-WED   12190    4.2 

   19   COLD CASE                  12150    4.2 

   20   ELEVENTH HOUR              12060    4.2 

   21 * EXTREME MAKEOVER:HM ED-8P  11570    4.0 

   22 * BROTHERS & SISTERS         10970    3.8 

   23   BONES                      10960    3.8 

   24   AMAZING RACE 13            10880    3.8 

   25   GHOST WHISPERER            10690    3.7 

   26   LAW AND ORDER:SVU          10660    3.7 

   27   SUNDAY NIGHT NFL PRE-KICK  10530    3.6 

   28 * SAMANTHA WHO?              10510    3.6 

   29   HEROES                     10410    3.6 

   30   NUMB3RS                    10180    3.5 

   31   UNIT, THE                  10040    3.5 

   32   FRINGE                      9930    3.4 

   33   OFFICE                      9890    3.4 

   34   E.R.                        9780    3.4 

        WORST WEEK                  9780    3.4 

   36   BIG BANG THEORY, THE        9580    3.3 

   37 * LIFE ON MARS                9460    3.3 

        HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER       9460    3.3 

   39   FAMILY GUY                  9390    3.2 

   40   SIMPSONS                    9310    3.2 

   41 * UGLY BETTY                  9260    3.2 

   42 * BOSTON LEGAL                9120    3.1 

   43 * PRIVATE PRACTICE            9050    3.1 

   44   30 ROCK                     8440    2.9 

   45 * ELI STONE                   8270    2.9 

   46   DEAL OR NO DEAL-WED         8170    2.8 

   47   FOOTBALL NT AMERICA PT 3    8050    2.8 

   48   BIGGEST LOSER 6             8040    2.8 

   49   LAW AND ORDER               7930    2.7 

   50 * SAT NIGHT FOOTBALL          7690    2.7 

   51 * AMER FUNN HOME VIDEOS       7640    2.6 

   52   OLD CHRISTINE               7440    2.6 

   53 * 20/20-FRI                   7370    2.5 

   54 * EXTREME MAKEOVER:HM ED-7P   7350    2.5 

        KING OF THE HILL            7350    2.5 

   56   GARY UNMARRIED              7260    2.5 

   57   MY NAME IS EARL             7210    2.5 

   58   DEAL OR NO DEAL-MON         7180    2.5 

   59   KNIGHT RIDER                7160    2.5 

   60   CHUCK                       7120    2.5 

   61   AMERICAN DAD                7040    2.4 

        48 HOURS MYSTERY            7040    2.4 

   63 * DIRTY SEXY MONEY            6830    2.4 

        CRIMETIME SATURDAY          6830    2.4 

   65 * PUSHING DAISIES             6760    2.3 

   66   HOUSE-WED 9P                6430    2.2 

   67   EX LIST, THE                6360    2.2 

   68   MY OWN WORST ENEMY          6340    2.2 

   69   LIFE                        6220    2.1 

   70 * OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS          6060    2.1 

   71   KATH & KIM                  6050    2.1 

   72   HOME DEPOT PRIME CLG FTBL   5960    2.1 

   73   PRISON BREAK                5950    2.1 

   74   TERMINATOR: SRH CNR CHRON   5910    2.0 

   75   DEAL OR NO DEAL-FRI         5870    2.0 

   76   CRUSOE                      5760    2.0 

   77   AMW: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK    5660    2.0 

   78   SMARTER THAN 5TH GRADER     5640    1.9 

   79   CRIMETIME SATURDAY 8PM      5610    1.9 

   80   COPS 2                      5550    1.9 

   81   SIMPSONS-SUN 7:30P          5420    1.9 

   82   LIPSTICK JUNGLE             5070    1.7 

   83   DON'T FORGET THE LYRICS     5010    1.7 

   84 * SUPERNANNY                  4950    1.7 

        LAW & ORDER:SVU-SAT         4950    1.7 

   86   COPS                        4900    1.7 

   87 * SAT NIGHT FTBL PRE-GAME     4860    1.7 

   88   FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN      4600    1.6 

   89   SMALLVILLE                  4570    1.6 

   90   FOOTBALL NT AMERICA PT 2    4510    1.6 

   91   KITCHEN NIGHTMARES          4460    1.5 

   92   TIL DEATH                   4440    1.5 

   93 * WIFE SWAP                   4290    1.5 

   94   KITCHEN NIGHTMRS-THU 8P     4230    1.5 

   95   AMERICA'S TOP MODEL-5       4190    1.4 

   96   KING OF HILL-SUN 7:30P      4020    1.4 

   97   TIL DEATH-WED 9:30P         3990    1.4 

   98   AMERICA'S TOUGHEST JOBS     3960    1.4 

   99   HOLE IN WALL THU-8:30P      3790    1.3 

  100   DO NOT DISTURB              3700    1.3 

  101   SUPERNATURAL                3610    1.2 

  102   HOLE IN WALL THU-8P         3580    1.2 

  103   ONE TREE HILL-MON           3540    1.2 

  104   SNL PRIME-SAT               3380    1.2 

  105   KING OF HILL-SUN 7P         3260    1.1 

  106   GOSSIP GIRL-MON             3250    1.1 

  107   KNIGHT RIDER-SAT            3000    1.0 

  108   90210                       2960    1.0 

  109   MY OWN WORST ENEMY-SAT      2490     .9 

  110   OFFICE-SAT                  2100     .7 

  111   PRIVILEGED                  2000     .7 

  112   STYLISTA                    1950     .7 

  113   90210-ENC                   1890     .7 

  114   GAME, THE                   1850     .6 

  115   EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS       1820     .6 

  116   ONE TREE HILL-ENC           1390     .5 

  117   AMERICA'S TOP MODEL5-ENC    1380     .5 

  118   PRIVILEGED-ENC              1270     .4 

  119   VALENTINE                    840     .3 

  120   IN HARM'S WAY                700     .2 

  121   EASY MONEY                   690     .2 

            5 NETWORKS AVERAGED     8640    3.0 

            5 NETWORKS SUMMED      40560   14.1

Baldwin Joins Previously Announced Guest Stars Including Liza Minnelli, Ne-Yo, Alanis Morissette, Kathy Griffin and Jane Krakowski

Universal City, CA – November 18, 2008 –Alec Baldwin, star of NBC’s “30 Rock” is set to appear on Rosie O’Donnell’s upcoming NBC variety special “Rosie Live,” on Wednesday, November 26 (8-9 p.m. ET), live from New York’s Little Shubert Theatre. Baldwin joins previously announced guest stars including legendary performer Liza Minnelli, recording artist’s Ne-Yo and Alanis Morissette, actress and comedienne Kathy Griffin and “30 Rock” star Jane Krakowski.

O’Donnell will bring back the grand tradition of the variety show format to television, like such iconic series as “The Carol Burnett Show” and “The Ed Sullivan Show,” while including brand-new elements for a new generation of fans. The special will feature a topical monologue, musical production numbers and hilarious comedy sketches.

“Rosie Live” is produced by Universal Media Studios in association with KidRo Productions. O’Donnell and David Friedman (”Last Call with Carson Daly”) are the executive producers.

Singer, songwriter, former model and current First Lady of France, Carla Bruni, will visit the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, Tuesday, Nov. 18 (11:35 PM-12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

In her first appearance on the LATE SHOW, Bruni will discuss her life and her music. Also, in a LATE SHOW Web exclusive, she will perform a song from her latest album, “Comme Si De Rien n’était” (”As If Nothing Happened”). The performance will be available for viewing on the official LATE SHOW Web site (http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/) following tonight’s broadcast.

Also on the LATE SHOW Tuesday, Nov. 18 will be animal expert Jack Hanna, and the Johnny Cash tribute band, Cold Hard Cash.

The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN is a production of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Maria Pope, Jude Brennan and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.

(Monday through Friday, 12:37-1:37 AM, ET/PT,Following Broadcasts of the “Late Show with David Letterman”)

(*Denotes changes and/or additions to previous schedule)

*Monday, Nov. 17                 Actress Poppy Montgomery from the CBS drama “Without A Trace”; author Nick Hornby

Tuesday, Nov. 18                     Actor Kevin Bacon; actress Sarah Shahi; music by The Bacon Brothers

Wednesday, Nov. 19               Host James Lipton; actress Sara Gilbert from the CBS comedy series “The Big Bang Theory”; music by Sarah McLachlan

Thursday, Nov. 20                   Comedian Larry the Cable Guy; music by Third Day

Friday, Nov. 21                        Actor George Hamilton; actress Cobie Smulders from the CBS comedy series “How I Met Your Mother”

Monday, Nov. 24                     Actress Mary Steenburgen; actor Eamonn Walker; music by Low vs. Diamond

Tuesday, Nov. 25                     Actor Tony Curtis; actress Megalyn Echikunwoke from the CBS drama series “CSI: Miami”

Wednesday, Nov. 26               Actor Adam Arkin; comedian Jen Kirkman; music by Adele

*Thursday, Nov. 27 Producer David Lynch

*Friday, Nov. 28 Actress Kristin Chenoweth; actor Diedrich Bader

As CSI: NY celebrates 100 episodes; it’s time to look back at 100 of the best one-liners from the past five seasons of CSI: NY.  As they say, “Only in New York!”  The 100th episode of CSI: NY airs Wednesday, Nov. 19 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

1. “Did I hear somebody say fume? Then I’m your man.” (Danny, Season 1, Pilot)
2. “I recognize those get away sticks.” (Stella, Season 1, Pilot)
3. “Renee.  Junior inherits half a billion and his dad’s mistress.  That’s the stuff New York legends are made of.” (Mac, Season 1, Pilot)
4. “My kit is fully stocked.  Bring it.” (Aiden, Season 1, Episode 1)
5. “Post mortem bites on the face, arms, and were the appetizers. The gunshot wound was the main course.” (Hawkes, Season 1, Episode 3)
6. “I prefer crunk myself.” (Mac, Season 1, Episode 5)
7. “Well forgive me if I allow your status as a multiple felon to color my opinion of you.” (Flack, Season 1, Episode 5)
8. “Trust me, you are going to get plenty of love where you are going.” (Flack, Season 1, Episode 6)
9. “If these people wanna see a show, tell them to go get tickets to RENT, OK?” (Mac, Season 1, Episode 7)
10. “Apart from the fact of it not being attached to a person, there’s nothing wrong with this finger.” (Hawkes, Season 1, Episode 7)
11. “GOOEY? There’s a good forensic word.”  (Mac, Season 1, Episode
12. “Down here we call it a JAMES BROWN. It’s funky.” (Hawkes, Season 1,  Episode 11)
13. “Those are no canine’s canines.” (Mac, Season 1, Episode 12)
14. “Usually when you stab somebody, you know the guy’s name.   It’s common courtesy.” (Carmine, Season 1, Episode 12)
15. “Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.” (Stella, Season 1, Episode 12)
16. “Two dead doves, one dead bride.  Looks like foul play to me.” (Mac, Season 1, Episode 15)
17. “You two want to be alone?  I’ll drag the body outside.” (Mac, Season 1, Episode 15)
18. “I’m gonna call Hawkes.” (Stella) “Tell him to bring a spatula.” (Mac, Season 2, Episode 16)
19. “What are you, a scientist or a massage therapist?” (Aiden, Season 1, Episode 16)
20. “Yeah, traffic was murder.” (Danny, Season 1, Episode 16)
21. “Unfortunately for gangs, they can’t intimidate evidence.” (Mac, Season 1, Episode 17)
22. “Either way, it’s a pain in my gluteus maximus.” (Hawkes, Season 1, Episode 17)
23. “Alright, I’ll be back with a subpoena and a muzzle.” (Flack, Season 1, Episode 18)
24. “I love the smell of cover up in the afternoon.  Don’t you?” (Flack, Season 1, Episode 19)
25. “There was a time I wanted to be a sculptor.” (Hawkes, Season 1, Episode 21)
26. “No shoes, no coat, no handbag.  Just lace.” (Mac, Season 1, Episode 21)
27. “Boston fan in the Bronx, that’s brave.” (Stella, Season 1, Episode 21)
28. “Let’s track the cracker jacks.  Where there’s spit, there’s DNA.” (Stella, Season 1, Episode 21)
29. “A dead guy in a rhinestone bra.” (Danny, Season 1, Episode 1)
30. “Which one of those trees needs Viagra?” (Danny, Season 2, Episode 2)
31. “Did you know, rumor has it that Jennifer Lopez’s ass is insured for one billion dollars?” (Hawkes, Season 2, Episode 2)
32. “She may look like Cinderella, but the shoe doesn’t fit.” (Stella, Season 2, Episode 3)
33. “Well, I’m done eating bacon for life.” (Lindsay, Season 2, Episode 3)
34. “The bullets are lining up like the Rockettes at Christmas.” (Stella, Season 2, Episode 7)
35. “What?  You don’t recognize him with half his face blown off?” (Flack, Season 2, Episode
36. “We usually don’t let a realtor show a place until we get the stink of death out of the carpeting.” (Flack, Season 2, Episode 9)
37. “You can take the girl out of high school, but you can’t take the scars of high school out of the girl.” (Stella, Season 2, Episode 10)
38. “Hey crimestopper. Run to Ray’s, grab me a slice, extra pepperoni, right? Bring it back. Just fold it up, slide it right through the hole.” (Danny) “That’s no way to treat good pizza, Messer.” (Flack, Season 2, Episode 11)
39. “In a mansion like that, it’s always the butler.  Didn’t you ever play Clue?” (Stella, Season 2, Episode 11)
40. “Well, that’s not surprising.  Every self-respecting supermodel suffers from malnutrition.” (Hawkes, Season 2, Episode 12)
41. “I’ve slept with a lot of women.  Some wild, some crazy.  Some both.” (Flack, Season 12,  Episode 14)
42. “Wanna go see Rough Sects?” (Danny, Season 2, Episode 14)
43. “Unless someone RSVP’d as murderer, how do we know who’s important?” (Hawkes, Season 2, Episode 14)
44. “Either that’s a super concentrated marinara…” (Hawkes) “Or the victim has a vial of blood in her freezer.” (Lindsay, Season 2, Episode 17)
45. “We’ll work something out. Would these eyes lie?” (Flack, Season 2, Episode 18)
46. “When you were a kid, did you ever tie a towel around your neck and pretend you were a super hero? Little Mac Man maybe?” (Stella, Season 2, Episode 19)
47. “The glass that Dr. Hawkes pulled from our John Doe… it tested positive for Krypton.” (Adam, Season 2, Episode 19)
48. “I get my BVDs in a three-pack for 10 bucks. Boom.” (Danny, Season 2, Episode 20)
49. “Hey boxer shorts, cold shower’s this way.  Let’s go.”  (Flack, Season 2, Episode 20)
50. “Do you know how many guilty people sang the same song?” (Mac, Season 2, Episode 21)
51. “Yeah. A mermaid. Why not?” (Mac, Season 2, Episode 22)
52. “Tequila and acid.  Your vic had quite the evening.” (Sid, Season 3, Episode 1)
53. “Danny, you’ve been staring at the same piece of glass for five minutes.  You want me to bag it for you, or are you waiting for it to turn back to sand?” (Lindsay, Season 3, Episode 2)
54. “Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Except I don’t get it. I don’t remember Holly Golightly ever robbing a jewelry store.”  (Lindsay, Season 3, Episode 2)
55. “She was stabbed with an icicle?” (Lindsay) “That’s cold.” (Danny, Season 3, Episode 3)
56. Well, as a certified medical examiner, I can tell you with a degree of certainty that this guy was definitely not pecked to death by a peacock. (Sid, Season 3, Episode 4)
57. “College tuition: $40,000. Room and Board: $10,000.  Puking and passing out on your parents’ dime: Priceless.” (Sid, Season 3, Episode 4)
58. “Is this guy going all “Da Vinci Code” on us?” (Danny, Season 3, Episode 4)
59. “Do you, Stella, take Veronica as a crazy with a motive?” (Flack, Season 3, Episode 7)
60. “Get outta here.  You gotta have a Master’s degree in Chemistry just to run drugs these days.” (Flack, Season 3, Episode 7)
61. “So we’ve got two unanswered questions: the hair and the whiskey.  I say we hit the bottle first.” (Stella, Season 3, Episode 10)
62. “OK, set the lights at a lower angle.  I have a date with an unconscious snake.” (Hawkes, Season 3, Episode 10)
63. “Why don’t we step outside Grandpa and I’ll show you what kind of geek I am.” (Danny, Season 3, Episode 11)
64. “So our murder is a one-legged barefoot woman who’s got serious kung-fu skills.” (Danny, Season 3, Episode 11)
65. “Stop shivering like a girl, Adam.  It’s not even that cold out here.” (Danny) “I’m from Phoenix.  85 degrees is considered freezing.” (Adam, Season 3, Episode 13)
66. “I usually wash my hands in the sink, not the toilet.” (Flack, Season 3, Episode 14)
67. “It’s gonna take more than a secret handshake to protect you in jail.” (Flack, Season 3, Episode 15)
68. “My dinner date dumped me for a dead body.” (Mac, Season 3, Episode 16)
69. “Okay, let’s just say it now to get it over with: smoking kills.” (Stella, Season 3, Episode 17)
70. “A woman says she saw, what she claims was, a giant cigarette on fire, running for its life.” (Stella, Season 3, Episode 17)
71. “I was right, it’s a loogie.” (Adam, Season 3, Episode 17)
72. “Are you lighting your arm on fire in the name of science?”  (Danny, Season 3, Episode 18)
73. “Nothing like murder to increase your profit margin.” (Mac, Season 3, Episode 18)
74. “You think Danny calls me Montana because I’m a 49er’s fan?” (Lindsay, Season 3, Episode 18)
75. “When mind, body and spirit come together, anything is possible.  Even murder!” (Mac, Season 3, Episode 18)
76. “My favorite kind of wine is beer.” (Danny, Season 3, Episode 19)
77. “I mean, isn’t the cockroach kind of the unofficial mascot of New York?” (Lindsay, Season 3, Episode 19)
78. “It’s not illegal to be a sociopath.” (Stella, Season 3, Episode 19)
79. “You can practice your hibernation skills in jail, ’cause that’s where you’re going.” (Mac, Season 3, Episode 20)
80. “Contests aren’t against the law.  Neither is stupidity or bad judgment.” (Mac, Season 3, Episode 22)
81. “I will make it my personal mission to hunt down who you protect. It’s only been what, 24 hours since you murdered your boss?  Congratulations on the shortest reign in criminal history!” (Mac, Season 3, Episode 24)
82. “Welcome to the home of the free and the land of the depraved.” (Flack, Season 4, Episode 1)
83. “Speed Racer’s Mach 5 does not come close to the Batmobile. End of story.” (Danny, Season 4, Episode 3)
84. “In theory, if you built a machine that could travel the speed of light away from here, then slowed down, turned around and flew home just as fast, when you got back, a trip that might have lasted just seconds for you, could’ve been weeks for everybody else. (Danny) “Kinda like your explanation.” (Mac, Season 4, Episode 4)
85. “Happy Halloweird Mac” (Flack, Season 4, Episode 6)
86. “A striking visual, the sight of those knives in this young man’s back. So many metaphors, so little time.” (Sid, Season 4, Episode 7)
87. “Our vic’s body couldn’t help but remind me of my Great Uncle Andy.” (Sid, Season 4, Episode
88. “Bet when you hired me you never knew about my baking skills.” (Danny, Season 4, Episode
89. “Neighbors were very helpful.  They saw nothing, heard nothing, and know nothing.  Welcome to my life.” (Flack, Season 4, Episode 9)
90. “As M.E., I can state she’s not only merely dead.  She’s really most sincerely dead.” (Sid, Season 4, Episode 12)
91. “A fairy, Wendy in a nightgown… killed by a sharp curved instrument.  Makes one wonder if you shouldn’t be looking for Captain Hook.” (Sid, Season 4, Episode 12)
92. “What is this?  Dancing with the scientists?”  (Mac, Season 4, Episode 12)
93. “Movie and a murder, hell of a double feature.” (Mac, Season 4, Episode 13)
94. “Fire came to the firemen - it’s gotta be a first.” (Danny, Season 4, Episode 14)
95. “Going out in a public toilet, gotta say its pretty low on my list.” (Flack, Season 4, Episode 14)
96. (to Danny) “Nothing says you’re special like a centrifuge tube filled with DNA samples.” (Lindsay, Season 4, Episode 15)
97. “Actually, since I shot my boyfriend two years ago, I don’t exactly have people over.” (Stella, Season 4, Episode 16)
98. “What kind of shark strangles his meal before he takes a bite?” (Flack, Season 4, Episode 17)
99. “If the students didn’t see anything, maybe their cell phones did.” (Stella, Season 4, Episode 18)
100. “Ready for some heavy metal 101?” (Adam, Season 5, Episode 2)

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“According to a new report, thousands of pregnant mothers in this country are planning to name their baby Barack. After hearing this, Sarah Palin told Bristol, ‘Don’t even think about it.’”

“Earlier today at the White House, President Bush had a private meeting in the Oval Office with President-Elect Barack Obama. Then afterwards Obama met with Dick Cheney to see how things really work.”

“Since becoming the President-Elect, Barack Obama has been getting the same daily national security briefings that President Bush receives. Except when they brief Obama, national security advisors are allowed to leave in the ’scary parts.’”

“Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad recently wrote a note to Barack Obama congratulating him on winning the presidency. What’s weird is that Ahmadinejad ended the note with the question, ‘Do you like me? Check ‘yes’, ‘no’ or ‘maybe.’”

“This weekend, commentator Joe Scarborough said the F-word on MSNBC. Of course at MSNBC, the F-word is ‘Fox News.’”

“The federal government has announced that due to the bad economy it is going to have to lay off 40,000 postal workers. 40,000 disgruntled postal workers – what could possibly go wrong?”

“Canada has announced that it has cancelled plans to build a National Portrait Gallery. Canada decided to stop building the gallery when they realized that every painting was of Wayne Gretzky.”

“Oprah Winfrey says she is planning to quit her show in three years. Oprah decided to work three more years so she’ll have time to put away a little money.”

“The producers of ‘Sesame Street’ say that Internet users can now download episodes of the show for $1.99 each. Not only that, for $19.99 you can watch two lesbians tickle Elmo.”

“President Bush is mad at Barack Obama because Obama leaked details of the private meeting they had yesterday in the Oval Office. Bush says: ‘What happens in the couch fort – stays in the couch fort.’”

“It was reported today that Michelle Obama wants her mother to move into the White House with them. This is expected to be the first time Barack uses his veto power.”

“One of the Obama girls is allergic to dogs so someone has offered the Obamas a dog that is completely hairless. In fact, the children have already given the puppy the name ‘James Carville.’”

“A politician was arrested over the weekend because he was in the balcony of a Washington D.C. nightclub and he urinated on the crowd below. To be fair, it was a long election and John McCain was just blowing off a little steam.”

“Starbucks profits are down so much that in the last few months they’ve had to close over 200 stores. And that’s just on one block.”

“Last night, ‘Judge Judy’ was a guest on ‘Larry King Live.’ People who watched it say you could cut the sexual tension with a knife.”

“The new trend in Los Angeles this holiday season is to give your mother plastic surgery gift certificates as a present. It’s the perfect way to say ‘Merry Christmas, Mom, you look old.’”

“In Washington D.C., a secret service agent is in trouble because he propositioned a woman for oral sex. The Secret service agent propositioned the woman by saying, “There’s been a threat against my penis’s life and I need to hide it somewhere safe.”

“The Obamas are preparing to move to Washington. It was in the paper today, Barack and Michelle Obama are looking for a church in Washington to attend. Apparently, the Obamas ask every prospective pastor the same question: “Have you ever been videotaped screaming “Goddamn America!!!”?”

“Some political analysts are saying that the ‘1980’s sitcom “The Cosby Show” helped Barack Obama get elected because it portrayed a black family in a positive light. They also say that Obama would have been elected 10 years ago if it weren’t for Flava Flav.”

“The Secret Service recently gave Barack Obama’s wife and daughters code names – These are the code names, they’re “Renaissance”, “Rosebud”, and “Radiance.” Apparently, the agent who created the names has a secret dream to get into the perfume business.”

“Now that Barack Obama’s been elected President, producers in Hollywood say they think America is ready for a black James Bond AND a black Wonder Woman. Hell, America may even be ready for a black Michael Jackson.”

“In a new interview, Lindsay Lohan said that she thinks she may be bisexual. Lohan is going to check with her girlfriend and her boyfriend and get back to us.”

“Burger King says they’re going to try to increase their brand exposure by coming out with a line of pajamas for their customers. Sleeping in Burger King pajamas is the perfect way to say: ‘I’m fat 24/7!’”

“Celine Dion is suffering from inflamed vocal chords and her doctor has ordered her to stop singing. In a related story, Celine’s doctor has been voted humanitarian of the year.”

“Speaking of singers - Elton John says that he and Billy Joel are planning a world tour and that concertgoers will get two performers for the price of one. Of course, to Elton two guys for the price of one is ALWAYS a good idea.”

“A new study has just come out, and has found that frequent use of the drug ecstasy can cause memory loss. After hearing this, Amy Winehouse said, ‘Who’s Amy Winehouse?’”

“Olympic officials are thinking of making Viagra a banned substance at the winter games. Apparently they’re afraid of a skier showing up with an extra pole.”

“Earlier today President Bush was in New York and he gave a speech about the financial crisis and other problems facing the country. The speech was called, ‘So Long Suckers.’”

“In Washington, D.C. today, Dick Cheney gave Joe Biden a tour of the Vice President’s living quarters. Afterwards Biden said he loves the house but he’ll probably turn the dungeon back into a rec room.”

“The Republican Party is considering choosing an African-American Republican to be their party’s chairman. Unfortunately, neither guy wants the job.”

“American Express is in financial trouble and reportedly wants a $5.5 billion dollar loan from the government. Unfortunately for American Express, the government only takes Visa and Diner’s Club.”

“Barack Obama’s daughters have been invited to appear in an episode of the show ‘Hannah Montana.’ President Bush is furious and insists that, because he’s still President, he should be invited first.”

“According to USA Today, the bestsellers’ list now includes Barack Obama’s book ‘The Audacity of Hope.’ When he heard about it, Obama said: ‘Man – I am totally kicking ass this month!’”

“Burger King is trying to increase their brand exposure by coming out with a line of Burger King sleepwear. Customers especially love the Burger King pajamas because they have special pockets for dipping sauce.”

“A new sex survey has found that senior citizens are having more unprotected sex. The title of the survey is, ‘Ewwwwwww!!!’”

“In Canada, prison officials had to release a 450-pound prisoner because he was too fat for his jail cell. In a related story, his cellmate is missing.”

“Thanksgiving is right around the corner - White Castle has published a Thanksgiving recipe that involves stuffing the turkey with 10 White Castle hamburgers. Of course, the first thing you have to do is get the turkey stoned.”

“Zoologists is Australia have discovered a group of koala bears that are lesbians. Zoologists discovered the lesbian koala bears when they were wondering what a group of male koala bears were staring at.”

“The Republican Party is considering naming the first African-American chairman in their party’s history. Unfortunately, Republicans are having a hard time finding an African-American who is white.”

“When Barack Obama’s daughters Malia and Sasha move into the White House they are going to have to get used to having a chef cook their meals. The White House chef is furious about it and said, ‘Great, four more years of making Spaghetti-O’s and chicken fingers.’”

“Yesterday in Georgia, John McCain was once again campaigning, this time for a Republican Congressman who is facing a run-off election. You can tell McCain is a little bitter about his defeat because instead of saying ‘my friends’ he now says ‘my ungrateful bastards.’”

“People in the publishing industry are speculating that President Bush will write a book after he leaves office. And by ‘write’ they mean ‘draw.’”

“Because of the bad economy Americans say they’re planning to do a lot of their holiday shopping at warehouse stores like Costco. Because nothing says ‘Merry Christmas’ like 90 rolls of toilet paper.”

“Rockefeller Center is bringing in the Christmas tree tomorrow and this year it’s a 72-foot spruce from New Jersey. After they cut down the New Jersey tree, out of habit they shot it and stuffed it in the trunk of a car.”

“This morning on the ‘Today’ show, Kathie Lee Gifford was given a facial using a cream made out of bird poop. Afterwards the bird said, ‘Windshields are great, but pooping on Kathie Lee is like the Super Bowl.’”